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  1. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 2fly4U2

    that hoodie is fucking class
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    can't wait to drink this energy drink
  3. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Steven SHUT THE FUCK UP

    For what reason
  4. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Sick to my stomach with a petty lie
  5. Ghost Black Hole
    wow you did one line and got sick>? weak
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I cannot go back to jail
    Because I got to much to lose
    I keep a knife on me
    Because I got some fools to prove
  7. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    I am a retard
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't wanna know people with AIDS what if one of us gets shot am I suppose to just watch or sumthin what if I wanna fuck
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man oh man oh man

    I Love ya'll but Ima mess
  10. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Balloon Man Sick to my stomach with a petty lie

    Who'd you lie to and why?
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    We know. No matter what your my friend sudo and I'm happy I know you
  12. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Originally posted by Bradley I cannot go back to jail
    Because I got to much to lose
    I keep a knife on me
    Because I got some fools to prove

    you have priors and you carry a knife. I hope it's on your belt buckle and out in the open because if its longer than 4 inches and in your pocket, its no longer classified as a pocket knife but a weapon. at least in most states. Florida might be 6inchs and longer.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Murk Lore you have priors and you carry a knife. I hope it's on your belt buckle and out in the open because if its longer than 4 inches and in your pocket, its no longer classified as a pocket knife but a weapon. at least in most states. Florida might be 6inchs and longer.

    On a clip on the outside of my pocket. So it sticks out. Blade is 3.25 inches.

    FUCK THE LAW
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I am going to mail aldra my switch blade one day tho. Just gotta figure out what I want for trade.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Lol @ my boy can't have a weapon I possess in his country.

    LET'S BREAK IT DOWN AND SHIP IT IN PIECES FUCK IT
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Murk Lore you have priors and you carry a knife. I hope it's on your belt buckle and out in the open because if its longer than 4 inches and in your pocket, its no longer classified as a pocket knife but a weapon. at least in most states. Florida might be 6inchs and longer.

    Who are you the son of John law (Inventor of the law)?
  17. Murk Lore African Astronaut [usually pique my undulation]
    Fun fact, though not much a deterrent for a small percentage of humans, one thing in California that is perfectly legal to carry is any strength of peppery spray.

    You can walk into any corner store or Big 5 etc and buy pepper spray with no time required to view a video before being cert to carry it.

    Certifications is actually required in other states. some states you only need cert for a certain concentrated strength. and those can shut down 99% of the peoples ability to stay focus. only guys who train to deal with it and have to get sprayed every now and then to be tested for focus ability are able to not be stunned by it.

    some cunt sprayed that 5.3mil Scoville in my face (my friends cousin when I was 15) and its like getting shards of glass in your eye. or splinters then burning. hurts like a mother fucker. some people have asthma or go into shock. thats rare but it happens. some people it just doesn't work on very well. Black People tend to feel less on it than whites. white people have a huge reaction especially fair skinned people. I think histamines or some shit. but it still can buy time on black people if you're getting robbed and you use 5million or more Scoville.

    Mace you need a license and its usually for cops or investigators.

    Wasp spray has some kind of cactus barbs that kill wasp but is harmless to humans. except if you get it in the eyes you need to go to ER to have the barbs removed. so a small mini can of wasp spray for hiking or whatever would be a good replacement for pepperspray. plus Milk aint gonna help them.
  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Can’t front .. I’m Tide..ULTRA TIDE
    wanted to take a cat nap before work but Butt Kept wanting to talk and text ..guess I’m glad I didn’t take that nap now I know imma be knocked TF out before 1:30

    He felt so bad he kept me up tho .. brought me up some supper
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  19. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    You deserve treats and some rest, girl
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    That's a fact Balloon man💗
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