2022-08-23 at 3:38 PM UTC
Borrowing a really nice expensive fancy vacuum from my neighbor as mine is crapping out. Deep cleaning my PAD for a few hours until I reward myself with something of which I haven't decided yet.
2022-08-23 at 3:39 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
writing a very long shitpost
2022-08-23 at 3:56 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
actually I think you might be the cat
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2022-08-23 at 4:08 PM UTC
I looked through that briefly when you posted it yesterday but I don't know what half that shit means so none of them stood out as what I would be. For some reason the Ong's Hat one was the only one that seemed close and I don't even really know why but I skipped over the cat one which seems closer now that you mention it, just because it has a cat I guess. I still don't know what a lot of stuff is even supposed to mean which I guess a cat also wouldn't know what it means so yeah I'll take the cat one thanks BRO
2022-08-23 at 4:11 PM UTC
aldra
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a lot of it is niche schizo stuff, it's fun to read about because in most cases they're things that people seriously believed. I recommend listening to some of what Francis E. Dec (bottom right) had to say about the GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD (top right).
Ong's Hat was a thing back in the 70s and 80s where loads of people would write about a group of physicists who managed to open a door to another dimension, creating so much unfocused lore as to make it seem organic and real
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2022-08-23 at 4:22 PM UTC
aldra
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fuck me there are more active posters than I thought, I have a bit over 20 on the list
2022-08-23 at 4:53 PM UTC
You can exclude me and give the cat to someone else if youre running out of space.
I'm getting ready to go outside and vacuum the weird creases around my deck. I'm gonna get naked and flail around while I do it so my neighbors know I'm one of them and not some weirdo.
2022-08-23 at 4:57 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
no it's 3am and I just don't feel like writing anymore right now, I have like half done, I'll post that
2022-08-23 at 6:43 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just got back from the dmv and I didnt even get in a fight with them this time
2022-08-23 at 6:53 PM UTC
marinating chicken and getting stoned
2022-08-23 at 7:08 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Eh bee gee anybody can getit
2022-08-23 at 7:12 PM UTC
eee byyy gummm, it's champion...as me old mum used to say
2022-08-23 at 7:24 PM UTC
I rewarded my cleaning by having a frose chonk strawberry almond cheesecake sundae sour beverage from Drekker Brewing Co. as well as finding my baseball mitt that I had misplaced but refused to buy a new one as I knew the one had to be around here somewhere. Hallelujah!!!!
2022-08-23 at 7:43 PM UTC
imagine havine "responsibilities" yeah like anything YOU do matters at all to your pathetic fucking worthless existence also nobody cares about you or loves you
