What are you doing at the moment

1. 2022-08-23 at 3:38 PM UTC

   #32961
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Borrowing a really nice expensive fancy vacuum from my neighbor as mine is crapping out. Deep cleaning my PAD for a few hours until I reward myself with something of which I haven't decided yet.
2. 2022-08-23 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #32962
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   writing a very long shitpost
3. 2022-08-23 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #32963
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by aldra writing a very long shitpost

   
   Do you write long shitposts on a separate thingy then copy paste them to the desired location?
4. 2022-08-23 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #32964
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ Do you write long shitposts on a separate thingy then copy paste them to the desired location?

   
   I'm writing in notepad/geany at the moment
   if I remember right this site only saves the content of posts, not new threads so if I close the tab or whatever I lose the whole thing
   
   
   I'm trying to decide where to put you on this, actually:
   
   

   Show spoiler
5. 2022-08-23 at 3:56 PM UTC

   #32965
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   actually I think you might be the cat
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
6. 2022-08-23 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #32966
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I looked through that briefly when you posted it yesterday but I don't know what half that shit means so none of them stood out as what I would be. For some reason the Ong's Hat one was the only one that seemed close and I don't even really know why but I skipped over the cat one which seems closer now that you mention it, just because it has a cat I guess. I still don't know what a lot of stuff is even supposed to mean which I guess a cat also wouldn't know what it means so yeah I'll take the cat one thanks BRO
7. 2022-08-23 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #32967
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   a lot of it is niche schizo stuff, it's fun to read about because in most cases they're things that people seriously believed. I recommend listening to some of what Francis E. Dec (bottom right) had to say about the GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD (top right).
   
   Ong's Hat was a thing back in the 70s and 80s where loads of people would write about a group of physicists who managed to open a door to another dimension, creating so much unfocused lore as to make it seem organic and real
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
8. 2022-08-23 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #32968
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   fuck me there are more active posters than I thought, I have a bit over 20 on the list
9. 2022-08-23 at 4:53 PM UTC

   #32969
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You can exclude me and give the cat to someone else if youre running out of space.
   
   I'm getting ready to go outside and vacuum the weird creases around my deck. I'm gonna get naked and flail around while I do it so my neighbors know I'm one of them and not some weirdo.
10. 2022-08-23 at 4:57 PM UTC

    #32970
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no it's 3am and I just don't feel like writing anymore right now, I have like half done, I'll post that
11. 2022-08-23 at 6:43 PM UTC

    #32971
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just got back from the dmv and I didnt even get in a fight with them this time
12. 2022-08-23 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #32972
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    marinating chicken and getting stoned
13. 2022-08-23 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #32973
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Eh bee gee anybody can getit
14. 2022-08-23 at 7:12 PM UTC

    #32974
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    eee byyy gummm, it's champion...as me old mum used to say
15. 2022-08-23 at 7:24 PM UTC

    #32975
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I rewarded my cleaning by having a frose chonk strawberry almond cheesecake sundae sour beverage from Drekker Brewing Co. as well as finding my baseball mitt that I had misplaced but refused to buy a new one as I knew the one had to be around here somewhere. Hallelujah!!!!
16. 2022-08-23 at 7:29 PM UTC

    #32976
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I smoked 1 meth
    
    I think I will do another
    
    
17. 2022-08-23 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #32977
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I rewarded my cleaning by having a frose chonk strawberry almond cheesecake sundae sour beverage from Drekker Brewing Co. as well as finding my baseball mitt that I had misplaced but refused to buy a new one as I knew the one had to be around here somewhere. Hallelujah!!!!

    
    Imagine rewarding yourself for taking care of your own responsibilities.
18. 2022-08-23 at 7:42 PM UTC

    #32978
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine rewarding yourself for taking care of your own responsibilities.

    
    I don't have to imagine it as I literally just did it/am doing it. Imagine telling someone to imagine something they're actively doing! What a silly goose!
19. 2022-08-23 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #32979
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    imagine havine "responsibilities" yeah like anything YOU do matters at all to your pathetic fucking worthless existence also nobody cares about you or loves you
20. 2022-08-23 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #32980
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't have to imagine it as I literally just did it/am doing it. Imagine telling someone to imagine something they're actively doing! What a silly goose!

    
    Imagine!