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Vet Large Mammal Stuck in the Attic HELP!

  1. #61
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah, they did. The same week it happened. In fact they refered me to a specialist from USF at Tampa General Hospital the very week it happened. It would have involved three surgeries over an 18 month span during which you can't smoke. So I declined their generous offer as I am secure and confident in who I am without the frail ego which causes you such concern about your hair and my nose.

    I'm twice your age and still smoother than you are you insecure faggit balding bag of meat.

    Oh my Dennis youre such a geriatric menace
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Bradley Oh my Dennis youre such a geriatric menace

    Hey, he gets more oxygen than the average person.
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    Imagine paying some guy $500 in order to come set up two traps put them on your roof with a tall enough ladder and then bait the traps with piss and marshmallows. you really paid him $500 for that, nice job.
  4. #64
    Bradley Florida Man
    Raccoons are so easy to get all you literally needed to do was take a 2x4 drill a hole in it put a small piece of tin foil on the bottom of the hole and then put nails in it at a downward angle so that once it makes a ball around the tin foil the object it can't pull its hands-free out of the 2x4 then you club it that's it.

    2$ fix for non dumbfucks
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Real men can afford electricity

    ja. without having to rely on wind and solar.
  6. #66
    I have one of those exact same traps. I posted before about using it to catch a rabbit, which I gassed and ate. I also use it to catch cats for relocation (not eating, sorry vinny).
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Did I hear someone call my name?

    no just some echos from the past
  8. #68
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey, he gets more oxygen than the average person.

    and some bugs too when riding his non-harley davison bike at a high and dangerous speed.
  9. #69
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I know it for a fact from actual application you never did nothing faggit. Birdshot is what you use if you have to kill it inside. Even a .22 can easily pass through a coon. Birshot at indoor range does not have as much spread as the movies tell you. In fact from 10 to 15 feet it pretty much makes one large hole.

    I'm not guessing I'm, not telling you something I've read, I'm telling you facts I know from experience.

    what kind of idiot shoots up his own dwelling,

    oh, nvm.
  10. #70
    More like large mammal stuck in your ass, faggot.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? More like large mammal stuck in your ass, faggot.

    yea, like your uncles in yours.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, like your uncles in yours.

    Nah more like YOUR uncle in YOUR ass
  13. #73
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yeah, they did. The same week it happened. In fact they refered me to a specialist from USF at Tampa General Hospital the very week it happened. It would have involved three surgeries over an 18 month span during which you can't smoke. So I declined their generous offer as I am secure and confident in who I am without the frail ego which causes you such concern about your hair and my nose.

    I'm twice your age and still smoother than you are you insecure faggit balding bag of meat.

    Yeah right, as if the VA would actually offer to help someone..
  14. #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Oh my Dennis youre such a geriatric menace

    My name ain't Dennis dumbass.
  15. #75
    Ghost Black Hole
    $1000 a night btw
  16. #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    because you prefer to go out with a whimper.
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you prefer to go out with a whimper.

    Whimper is what you've done every day of your life kid.
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Whimper is what you've done every day of your life kid.

    its also how you breathe,
  20. #80
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker My name ain't Dennis dumbass.

    AUSTINTOWN, Ohio (WYTV) – An Austintown man was charged with three counts of felonious assault after a political-fueled fight at Wylle E. Coyote on Thursday.

    Police officers were called to the bar around 8:30 p.m. after reports that a man with a beard struck three people with his cane. The suspect, identified as 54-year-old Douglas Dennison, then ran away, police said.

    One of the victims told police that he was discussing politics with Dennison when Dennison began to yell at him. Multiple witnesses told people that someone tried calming Dennison down, but he continued to argue and struck one of the victims with the cane, later hitting others who tried to intervene.

    Dennison, who was found at Chipper’s Sports Bar and Grille, denied starting the fight, saying he was grabbed multiple times before the fight, and at one point, hit by a pool stick.

    Police said surveillance video showed Dennison started the fight and struck a man, who collapsed. One of the victims had a head injury, police said.

    Dennison was taken to the hospital and later Mahoning County Jail, where he was ass-raped by a larger inmate.
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