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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    shitting off my balcony becuz my toilet broke.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Getting shat on by a guy from his balcony because his toilet broke.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. What are you, a dogshit collector?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao wth
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
  6. This November, remind me to be thankful for public sanitation.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    rendering Beef fat into pure white f i l t e r e d fat then we are going to make pemmican for the coming food shortages this winter
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I ate 60 chicken nuggets and regret it
  9. Originally posted by Bradley I ate 60 chicken nuggets and regret it

    You are what you eat. Now, you're just one giant chicken Mcnugget.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Reflecting on how awesome today was. My bestie took me for a spa day for my BDay. Poolside drinks, massage and ginger treatment, more drinks, second pool, dinner, Champagne, back for a facial, few minutes in the sauna and a dip in the hot tub before heading home.
  11. CandyRein Black Hole
    Two stepping to the time clock ❤️
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You are what you eat. Now, you're just one giant chicken Mcnugget.

    75% less fat
  13. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Trying to talk sense into bradleyb
  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Calling the police , on the above poster
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    *flushes all his drugs*
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    *pulls weed out of the toilet because remembered weed is legal in il*
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao ...

    False alarm ....

    *Hangs up the phone*
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Scaring myself ..with my own super powers ...💗
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You are what you eat. Now, you're just one giant chicken Mcnugget.

    actually according to the FDA he could be up to 30% human now
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