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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    speculating
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Shut up shitskin

    Pot calling the kettle black.

    You are also a shitskin.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    commiserating.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I am eating roti with lentils. Like hateful Afghans would say, I'm a proper daalkhor. :)
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    penetrating
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by WellHung penetrating

    You sure? Can hardly feel anything!!! Don't go easy on me!!
  7. Originally posted by Michael Myers You sure? Can hardly feel anything!!! Don't go easy on me!!

    Muhammad would be pleased.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Muhammad would be pleased.

    There are millions of Muhammads here! Which one you talking about? My two neighbors?
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I am eating some halal food and watching a Pakistani game show.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I am eating some halal food and watching a Pakistani game show.

    How does this make you feel, Speccy?
  11. Originally posted by Michael Myers There are millions of Muhammads here! Which one you talking about? My two neighbors?

    I'm talkin' the big Muhammad in the sky.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung What a gay combination that doesn't even net you a meal. Disappointing.

    Since when the fuck is a nice tall glass of buttermilk and a heaping plate of roight proppa steamed
    vegetables not a goddamned meal?

    Please get with the times thank you
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm talkin' the big Muhammad in the sky.

    I'm sure there's a couple of Muhammads traveling in an airplane right about now. Again, which one of them are you talking about?
  14. Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm sure there's a couple of Muhammads traveling in an airplane right about now. Again, which one of them are you talking about?

    I'm talking about The Bearded Wonder, the Kalishee of the Cosmos, the God Who Walked Hot Eggshells.
  15. Originally posted by Michael Myers Pot calling the kettle black.

    You are also a shitskin.

    Nah you're just a nigger pot being called a nigger pot.

    Just you're a handsome and well tanned individual exclusively and solely.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm talking about The Bearded Wonder, the Kalishee of the Cosmos, the God Who Walked Hot Eggshells.

    I don't know anyone who fits that description!
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah you're just a nigger pot being called a nigger pot.

    Just you're a handsome and well tanned individual exclusively and solely.

    I am not a handsome and well tanned individual. I am the opposite of that. Otherwise I would not be a 26 year old virgin. :(
  18. Originally posted by Michael Myers I am not a handsome and well tanned individual. I am the opposite of that. Otherwise I would not be a 26 year old virgin. :(

    Poopy skin confirmed
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Poopy skin confirmed

    A fellow poopy skin, ohai there. :)
  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Just fucked my gf, gonna go to bed now
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