2022-07-31 at 7:45 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mmQ
Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Klonopin and Excedrin PMS, which by the way is the greatest fucking pill in the universe, and then stand buck naked in the middle of Broadway at 8 pm, disregarding the fact that you are stark naked and blind, directing traffic while flapping your cheeks to the rhythm of the Hudson River while struggling to reach a flamethrower. Imagine that your doctorate is in the field of Anime Affairs. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you simultaneously take 250 mg of Adderall and then jump buck naked into the middle of the Hudson River. Imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 240 mg of Ambien while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jared Leto. Now imagine that you are the smartest person alive, and you also take 250 mg of Lunesta while you simultaneously do the backstroke with the body of Jake Gyllenhaal. Now imagine that you are the smartest person of all time, and you also simultaneously create a series of algorithms to counteract the effects of the Adderall. But you’re not so smart, either. So you try to fall back on your Anime Affairs degree. But the cat begins to feel symmetrical. So you look in the mirror and realize you’re a fucking pretzel. That’s what it’s like to simultaneously be on Klonopin, Excedrin PMS, Adderall, Ambien, and Lunesta. Side effects may include schematrons
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2022-07-31 at 7:49 AM UTC
Male Caucasian suspect outside of the red roof getting weird. Do not send backup. I got this.
2022-08-01 at 1:56 AM UTC
Sleepy but I haven’t met my targets and can’t let fatigue rule my life.
2022-08-01 at 2:13 AM UTC
so i wake in the morning i step outside and i take a deep breathe and get real high and i talk to myself whats going on
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2022-08-01 at 2:25 AM UTC
I need to get two hours done so I can go to sleep without feeling like a failure.
2022-08-01 at 2:28 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I wanna dress like a Congolese Sapour once a week and my typical white trash thenrest of the time
2022-08-01 at 2:45 AM UTC
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2022-08-02 at 12:20 AM UTC
I’ve been productive all day but am reflecting now that this has been a bad day, I’ve been waiting for every half hour to end to tick off another thing on the checklist, so I’m not going to continue. I think I’ll watch The Munsters.
2022-08-02 at 1:19 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm standing outside in the dark staring at the beautiful stars above me and trying not to get raped by raccoons
2022-08-02 at 1:50 AM UTC
Ig worried I’ll forget my dad. I can’t remember things he’d say or how he’d react. I read somewhere every time you remember something it’s altered. I probably wouldn’t get his face right without photos.
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2022-08-02 at 2:07 AM UTC
Kafka wants to remember her Dad. 💖👫
2022-08-02 at 5:18 AM UTC
Actually pretty sleepy ..pretty busy day for a day off .. but it was a good day..
About to take a bubble bath and get some sleep 💗🌙
2022-08-02 at 6:15 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Kafka
Ig worried I’ll forget my dad. I can’t remember things he’d say or how he’d react. I read somewhere every time you remember something it’s altered. I probably wouldn’t get his face right without photos.
I remember all sorts of things wrong
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