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Which user do you think will CATCH THAT BUSSSS next?

  1. #41
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by aldra assembly? good to know how things work but it's not really in demand at all, and for the sort of thing where it is necessary you'll also need advanced math skillz


    the market's flooded with rank and file indian coders; if you want to go anywhere you'll need to specialise and have a handle on the gay shit like SDLC, project planning etc

    like anna spysz the so called writer/journalist did from poland who wrote a book called being polish?
  2. #42
    Bradley Florida Man
    So what the fuck should I do if COMPtia isn't shit and they won't help me get a job? Please give me serious advice
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley So what the fuck should I do if COMPtia isn't shit and they won't help me get a job? Please give me serious advice

    Yes, come here for serious advice. It will surely take you far in life.
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  4. #44
    Originally posted by Bradley So what the fuck should I do if COMPtia isn't shit and they won't help me get a job? Please give me serious advice

    There is no quick fix to life. You start at the bottom and work your way up. By age 30 you should already have a set of desirable and marketable skills.

    Sure it's still possible for you to attain some but then you'll be 40...and companies will avoid hiring 40yr olds when they can hire a 25yr old at a fraction of the cost.

    ..or start your own business and deal with the headache that goes with that.
  5. #45
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
  6. #46
    Speedy lookin for my attention again...Hey lover, I'm here and I've noticed you.
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Speedy lookin for my attention again…Hey lover, I'm here and I've noticed you.

    tldr
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why does BUSSSS have four of the letter s like that anyway? Read it out loud like that BUSSSS. what the heck man?
  9. #49
    Originally posted by mmQ Why does BUSSSS have four of the letter s like that anyway? Read it out loud like that BUSSSS. what the heck man?

    That's how snakes say it
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's how snakes say it

    I would imagine snakes say it way longer like Bussssssssssssssssss with at least 10 s's.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Speedy lookin for my attention again…Hey lover, I'm here and I've noticed you.

    Do you want to get caned or something?
  12. #52
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you want to get caned or something?

    What if his cane is like the one from Bloodborne, where it transforms into a long whip?
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  13. #53
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Do you want to get caned or something?

    Please sir, may I have another?

  14. #54
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm just gonna steal people's identities and collect more welfare fuck all you guys
  15. #55
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley So what the fuck should I do if COMPtia isn't shit and they won't help me get a job? Please give me serious advice

    are you actually interested in IT or is this just a way to start a career?
  16. #56
    I used to teach CSR and team leader teams on the use of AT&T's CSG Systems International back end, fittingly known as "The Dark Side.", when AT&T swapped millions of accounts with Charter Communications. It's a command line super system which operates strictly on tran codes (transaction codes). After just an hour, people's eyes would start glazing over and they'd start to look very scared. Some just walked out, stating it was ridiculous to have to remember that much.
  17. #57
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they're still around, regular users just never see them

    if you're writing code for mobile phones or usb modems that directly control the 4G/5G data connection you'll need to use AT codes
  18. #58
    I was a tier 2.5 supervisor/trainer for Charter Communications. Upper management finally caved and licensed the front end to Dark Side, called PHOENIX, and it ended up scaring them just as bad. Pretty hilarious to see 200 terrified people just staring at the projector screen with their mouths slightly open.
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So you worked for the Phoenix Foundation like MacGyver and Pete.
  20. #60
    I've worked on contract for many American technology giants, such as Roadrunner, Charter, AT&T, Time Warner, Time Warner Business Class, Convergys, to name a few.
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