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Poll: Who will die next?

Which user do you think will CATCH THAT BUSSSS next?

  1. 2022-07-29 at 3:01 PM UTC
    #61
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What if his cane is like the one from Bloodborne, where it transforms into a long whip?

    I still have it somewhere. And it's actually pretty assed. Made of steel, rated for 500 lbs, retractable ice claw on one end, and a spiked stud in the flat handle/top.
  2. 2022-07-29 at 3:02 PM UTC
    #62
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was a tier 2.5 supervisor/trainer for Charter Communications. Upper management finally caved and licensed the front end to Dark Side, called PHOENIX, and it ended up scaring them just as bad. Pretty hilarious to see 200 terrified people just staring at the projector screen with their mouths slightly open.

    Not good enough for tier 3 huh?
  3. 2022-07-29 at 3:06 PM UTC
    #63
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Not good enough for tier 3 huh?

    Tier 3 is fiber. Incredibly boring job, as there is no troubleshooting involved in fiber connections.
  4. 2022-07-29 at 3:11 PM UTC
    #64
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tier 3 is fiber. Incredibly boring job, as there is no troubleshooting involved in fiber connections.

    Wow! Do really think any part of that is factual?
  5. 2022-07-29 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #65
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Speedy is still on dialup
  6. 2022-07-29 at 3:14 PM UTC
    #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Speedy is still on dialup

    tldr
  7. 2022-07-30 at 7:27 PM UTC
    #67
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra are you actually interested in IT or is this just a way to start a career?

    both, kept it to myself because Sophie develops this weird fascination with me when I discuss my interests and given his desire to like know things about me and interact with him, I kinda feel like a 5 year old at the park when a 40 year old man walks up carrying a shopping bag with candy and toys in it.

    I will not be his improved Kev. Also lets get Kev back if possible I want to see him frustrated when I ultimately become much more successful than him at something he wants more than anything in the world and I couldn't give a fuck less if it works out.

    Folks I'm sure many of you realize this, in addition to being an alcoholic with sadistic sexual interests, I also don't try very hard long term at much of anything. I pursue a goal and if it works out great, if it doesn't, I find other goals but I keep trying until I ultimately find my niche.

    BRB gotta go snort a wellbutrin
  8. 2022-07-31 at 1:22 AM UTC
    #68
    Kafka sweaty
    Sophie reminds me of Noface from Spirited Away.
  9. 2022-07-31 at 1:24 AM UTC
    #69
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Sophie is really a notorious Totse traitor by the name of psychomanthis, a tyrannical despot, who once openly admitted to having a fondness for raping babies in diapers.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2022-07-31 at 1:53 AM UTC
    #70
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't I remember reading that Malice threatened it all the time …and then did.

    You thwarted that gnarly troll, yo. 👍🤙🤟
  11. 2022-07-31 at 9:26 PM UTC
    #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley both, kept it to myself because Sophie develops this weird fascination with me when I discuss my interests and given his desire to like know things about me and interact with him, I kinda feel like a 5 year old at the park when a 40 year old man walks up carrying a shopping bag with candy and toys in it.

    I will not be his improved Kev. Also lets get Kev back if possible I want to see him frustrated when I ultimately become much more successful than him at something he wants more than anything in the world and I couldn't give a fuck less if it works out.

    Folks I'm sure many of you realize this, in addition to being an alcoholic with sadistic sexual interests, I also don't try very hard long term at much of anything. I pursue a goal and if it works out great, if it doesn't, I find other goals but I keep trying until I ultimately find my niche.

    BRB gotta go snort a wellbutrin

    So is that why you're in an institution? You found your "niche"?
  12. 2022-08-01 at 10:22 AM UTC
    #72
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Sophie reminds me of Noface from Spirited Away.

    i dont gt it

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sophie is really a notorious Totse traitor by the name of psychomanthis, a tyrannical despot, who once openly admitted to having a fondness for raping babies in diapers.

    okaY CALM DOWN kafka
  13. 2022-08-03 at 10:58 AM UTC
    #73
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So is that why you're in an institution? You found your "niche"?

    I'll explain this in a separate thread.
  14. 2022-08-03 at 1:40 PM UTC
    #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley I'll explain this in a separate thread.

    post this ITT for me...

    tldr
  15. 2022-08-03 at 2:19 PM UTC
    #75
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    So nobody picked the college dropout without a job who's also a virgin who's never been on a date or had a single relationship? REALLY? Do you people have this much faith in me?
  16. 2022-08-03 at 2:37 PM UTC
    #76
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers So nobody picked the college dropout without a job who's also a virgin who's never been on a date or had a single relationship? REALLY? Do you people have this much faith in me?

    Nobody thinks about you
  17. 2022-08-03 at 2:50 PM UTC
    #77
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers So nobody picked the college dropout without a job who's also a virgin who's never been on a date or had a single relationship? REALLY? Do you people have this much faith in me?

    no outward interest in drugs, guns or logic pussles lowers your risk score
  18. 2022-08-03 at 2:53 PM UTC
    #78
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nobody thinks about you

    Correct.
  19. 2022-08-03 at 2:54 PM UTC
    #79
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra no outward interest in drugs, guns or logic pussles lowers your risk score

    Funny you say it, because since two weeks or so I have been interested in acid. I will take it on sunday. Will write a thread in BLTC after the experience.
  20. 2022-08-03 at 2:57 PM UTC
    #80
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    acid is not a sudoku-adjacent drug


    sure if you're already schizo and/or you take a heroic dose you could snap your mind, but generally speaking people tend to be far less prone to bus rides in the weeks following a trip
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