What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-07-28 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #11741
   Kafka sweaty
   Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?
2. 2022-07-28 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #11742
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?

   
   Tell them you're a pregnant Christian man.
3. 2022-07-28 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #11743
   

   troon African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?

   
   i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.
   
   then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin
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   • mmQ
4. 2022-07-28 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #11744
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tell them you're a pregnant Christian man.

   
   I was thinking secretly record them and see how far they go trying to sway me from getting an abortion. I’d tell them I was raped etc.
5. 2022-07-28 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #11745
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by troon i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.
   
   then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin

   
   Do it
6. 2022-07-28 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #11746
   Kafka sweaty
   I’m gonna do it mainly because it’s an excuse to act emotional and vent turmoil I don’t really have.
7. 2022-07-28 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #11747
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   smoking a laod
   
   
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8. 2022-07-28 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #11748
   Kafka sweaty
   Then when they’re harassing me I’ll make up a miscarriage story and wail down the phone
9. 2022-07-28 at 10:43 PM UTC

   #11749
   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna do it mainly because it’s an excuse to act emotional and vent turmoil I don’t really have.

   
   
   You certainly have a lot of experience venting fake turmoil since basically it’s all you do here on the daily….
10. 2022-07-28 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #11750
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    smoking meth and eating dinner
11. 2022-07-28 at 10:59 PM UTC

    #11751
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost smoking meth and eating dinner

    
    ur a fucking scumbag. choke in it nigger.
12. 2022-07-28 at 11:06 PM UTC

    #11752
    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
13. 2022-07-29 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #11753
    Kafka sweaty
    Toddler left alone in playground has face covered in cigarette burns
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    • mmQ
14. 2022-07-29 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #11754
    WellHung Black Hole
    How uninteresting my fellow posters are.
15. 2022-07-29 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #11755
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vqky/how-to-have-great-sex-when-youre-on-the-autism-spectrum
    
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16. 2022-07-29 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #11756
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kafka Toddler left alone in playground has face covered in cigarette burns

    
    Allegedly found by local authorities who allegedly took the toddler to a nearby alleged area where they allegedly continued to burn the alleged toddler's face with more alleged cigarettes.
17. 2022-07-29 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #11757
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does/did you guise always call your parents mom and dad? Like I still refer to my dad as my dad even though he's dead and I still call my mom mom even though she's alive. I call my dad, "my dad" when talking about him to others. I rarely say his actual name in any context because when I'm referring to him, he's my dad, so it just makes sense to say my dad.
    
    Maybe in the olden days you called your parent by name. Or maybe now. It seems like a disrespectful thing unless theres good reason. Even in my most angsty teenage years I never called my dad anything other than dad.
    
    
    Am I making myself clear ? Dad??!(
18. 2022-07-29 at 5:49 AM UTC

    #11758
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Just like you never call your teacher by their first name, unless you want to get beat up.
19. 2022-07-29 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #11759
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only acceptable times to directly call your own actual biological mom or dad by their name when talking to them is if you absolutely hate them.
20. 2022-07-29 at 5:52 AM UTC

    #11760
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ The only acceptable times to directly call your own actual biological mom or dad by their name when talking to them is if you absolutely hate them.

    
    That's when you strip them of their title.