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  1. Kafka sweaty
    Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?
  2. Originally posted by Kafka Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?

    Tell them you're a pregnant Christian man.
  3. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Should I contact them pretending I’m pregnant?

    i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.

    then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin
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  4. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Tell them you're a pregnant Christian man.

    I was thinking secretly record them and see how far they go trying to sway me from getting an abortion. I’d tell them I was raped etc.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by troon i'll contact them pretending my gf is pregnant and wanting an abortion, and then gradually make it increasingly apparent that i'm masturbating during the call.

    then i'll spunk my load and they'll have facilitated a sin

    Do it
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I’m gonna do it mainly because it’s an excuse to act emotional and vent turmoil I don’t really have.
  7. Ghost Black Hole
    smoking a laod

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  8. Kafka sweaty
    Then when they’re harassing me I’ll make up a miscarriage story and wail down the phone
  9. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna do it mainly because it’s an excuse to act emotional and vent turmoil I don’t really have.


    You certainly have a lot of experience venting fake turmoil since basically it’s all you do here on the daily….
  10. Ghost Black Hole
    smoking meth and eating dinner
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost smoking meth and eating dinner

    ur a fucking scumbag. choke in it nigger.
  12. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Toddler left alone in playground has face covered in cigarette burns
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  14. WellHung Black Hole
    How uninteresting my fellow posters are.
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5vqky/how-to-have-great-sex-when-youre-on-the-autism-spectrum

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka Toddler left alone in playground has face covered in cigarette burns

    Allegedly found by local authorities who allegedly took the toddler to a nearby alleged area where they allegedly continued to burn the alleged toddler's face with more alleged cigarettes.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does/did you guise always call your parents mom and dad? Like I still refer to my dad as my dad even though he's dead and I still call my mom mom even though she's alive. I call my dad, "my dad" when talking about him to others. I rarely say his actual name in any context because when I'm referring to him, he's my dad, so it just makes sense to say my dad.

    Maybe in the olden days you called your parent by name. Or maybe now. It seems like a disrespectful thing unless theres good reason. Even in my most angsty teenage years I never called my dad anything other than dad.


    Am I making myself clear ? Dad??!(
  18. Just like you never call your teacher by their first name, unless you want to get beat up.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The only acceptable times to directly call your own actual biological mom or dad by their name when talking to them is if you absolutely hate them.
  20. Originally posted by mmQ The only acceptable times to directly call your own actual biological mom or dad by their name when talking to them is if you absolutely hate them.

    That's when you strip them of their title.
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