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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Brings back good vibes. Anyone who makes fun of Toto only knows their radio play songs like Africa

    ur fucking special because you have listened to their entire shitty albums.
  2. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung ur fucking special because you have listened to their entire shitty albums.

    STFU you Danish Troll
  3. Kafka sweaty
  4. Originally posted by mmQ I'm speaking generally. If I open a tab I usually tip what would amount to about a dollar per drink when I close it out. From all my life's experience drinking in drinking establishments, roughly a dollar tip per drink seems to be the norm macdonald.

    I learned a long time ago it's a bad idea to open a tab at a bar unless you want your credit/debit card cloning.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    It’s fall of the house of usher weather out there
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    what kinda snacks i deserve to eat for dinner. I'm thinking peanut butter & vanilla wafers but I might go with mac and cheese with tuna.
  7. Xalaxar666 Houston
    Death
  8. Originally posted by Xalaxar666 Death

    There's no such thing as death, yet. Real death is the "second death", and no human has been subjected to that to date, not even Judas Iscariot. If your real death was to come, even after you sleep, you would be forever extinguished from the matrix. For now, once you're in the matrix, even if you die, you're still really there, and you can easily be restored back in an instant, using the proper technology and hardware and knowhow. Once you're born, once you enter the timestream, there's no killing you. Asleep in the first death or alive, you exist in the past, even though the past is past, and can be plucked out and returned to the present at any time.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Who stole my dream dildo??
  10. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    The first death is for the good. The second death is for the evil. They will dye but be conscious and tormented and beg for death again but it won't come.
  11. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The first death is for the good. The second death is for the evil. They will dye but be conscious and tormented and beg for death again but it won't come.

    No, the ones who get the second death are completely deleted from the timeline, past, present and future. They don't suffer or anything, because the point isn't to make them suffer for what they've done, just make them pay the bill that's due. "Hell", "Gehenna", and "Sheol" are merely figurative of the complete destruction of the person.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Who stole my dream dildo??

    i am just borrowing it while mine charges
  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    My pulled pork sammich I'll be eating in about 30 min....
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Kafka sweaty
    I’m gonna see the Elvis movie today and will cry the whole way through, there’s no way to emotionally prepare
  15. Who are you, John Air (the inventor of Nike Air)?
  16. Twinkie the kid Tuskegee Airman
    stopping yourself from drinking so you can get very fucked up multiple nights in a row is less responsible than drinking it all and getting blackout drunk
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    maybe, but it's more efficient
  18. Depends on which way you can function better
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Who are you, John Air (the inventor of Nike Air)?

    Nike Air Force

    Jordan Air, Nike makes Air Force
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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