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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I want to be an author and work from home, never have to deal with people.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Getting a dollar everytime you pour a fucking drink that takes you 15 seconds, lol.

    That'll always GET MY GOAT. I just don't get it.

    Most bartenders in the United States of America make probably 50 dollars an hour just because tips. If I got just One Dollar (why did I capitalize those two words idk) for every meal I made I would also make 40-50 an hour. Life would be good.

    Why don't I get that? Tell me! Lol

    Because you agreed to be way cheaper. Simple as that.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Because you agreed to be way cheaper. Simple as that.

    Well sure but it's not "as simple as that." I'm more wondering why has it become generally normal to tip a bartender for every single drink they give you but not a cook for every single meal they prepare for you?

    I know it's not gonna change but it's just something I ponder from time to time. You're right though I definitely need to reevaluate my life and find a path where I can feel more appreciated.
  4. simple as

  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I shouldn't have sold my cotton candy NFT I know it's gonna blow up any day now
  6. actually this one has incredible potential for value as it turns out KAFKA is the name of a crypto blockchain company and we have CRYPTOGRAPHICAL PROOF that this wasn't minted TODAY or whenever "KAFKA" becomes mainstream and blows up in value. This is likely one of the first and earliest NFT's and fungible proof of a "KAFKA" on the blockchain, whatever that is

    I don't know why she used that as a name. I saw it randomly reading a ripto and shat myself

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Folx, I fibbed. THIS is actually the final original drawing by MMQ. Truly amazing if I do say so meself

    https://opensea.io/assets/matic/0x2953399124f0cbb46d2cbacd8a89cf0599974963/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936860138158686209/


  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Has anyone here visited Massapequa, long Island NY?

    It's like the white town/hamlet in NY State

    The Baldwins and Mafia are from there. So they consider iTalians white

    You've never been there so you have no clue what they think dumbass.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Well sure but it's not "as simple as that." I'm more wondering why has it become generally normal to tip a bartender for every single drink they give you but not a cook for every single meal they prepare for you?

    I know it's not gonna change but it's just something I ponder from time to time. You're right though I definitely need to reevaluate my life and find a path where I can feel more appreciated.

    Because people believe you are already being fairly compensated for your labour by the cost of the meal.

    Also many people assume tips are shared and they are some places, most just won't bother to check at all and just assume it all goes to the right places.
  9. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood actually this one has incredible potential for value as it turns out KAFKA is the name of a crypto blockchain company and we have CRYPTOGRAPHICAL PROOF that this wasn't minted TODAY or whenever "KAFKA" becomes mainstream and blows up in value. This is likely one of the first and earliest NFT's and fungible proof of a "KAFKA" on the blockchain, whatever that is

    I don't know why she used that as a name. I saw it randomly reading a ripto and shat myself




    Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, good read, and Franz Kafka.
  10. Kafka sweaty
    Unsure what to do tonight, it's raining.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    paragliding in Reno
  12. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung paragliding in Reno

    It's too windy
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Well sure but it's not "as simple as that." I'm more wondering why has it become generally normal to tip a bartender for every single drink they give you but not a cook for every single meal they prepare for you?

    I know it's not gonna change but it's just something I ponder from time to time. You're right though I definitely need to reevaluate my life and find a path where I can feel more appreciated.

    I have never tipped on every drink, I give one tip altogether when I close my tab
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I have never tipped on every drink, I give one tip altogether when I close my tab

    you stopped drinking, however.
  15. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by WellHung you stopped drinking, however.

    correct, i did. alcohol is a fools drug
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster correct, i did. alcohol is a fools drug

    why?
  17. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    The beach
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Watching a 4k video of Toto and wondering when were they this great. They sound Bad ass.


    Their bases Mike isn't playing and they borrowed Leland Sklar from Phil Collins.


  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I have never tipped on every drink, I give one tip altogether when I close my tab

    I'm speaking generally. If I open a tab I usually tip what would amount to about a dollar per drink when I close it out. From all my life's experience drinking in drinking establishments, roughly a dollar tip per drink seems to be the norm macdonald.
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Brings back good vibes. Anyone who makes fun of Toto only knows their radio play songs like Africa
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