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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i prefer colonel sanders
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  2. WellHung Black Hole
    laying in bed, unfortunately while my T-cells are failing to stymie the invaders for a 3rd consecutive week.
  3. 2 underlings called in sick today with alleged covid. I told them to go get tested and text me their results. So far they haven't...some folk just don't want a paycheck
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2 underlings called in sick today with alleged covid. I told them to go get tested and text me their results. So far they haven't…some folk just don't want a paycheck

    They said to you the have alleged covid or they have covid?
  5. Originally posted by mmQ They said to you the have alleged covid or they have covid?

    Well 1 actually called on behalf of both of them....and she said I think I have covid and Eric does too"....I said "have you tested yet"? she said "no"...I said, so go get tested and text me the results, tell Eric to do the same.
  6. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2 underlings called in sick today with alleged covid. I told them to go get tested and text me their results. So far they haven't…some folk just don't want a paycheck

    I could barely walk across the house when I had Covid. I’d send you my notice lol.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Amateurs. Why didn't they just say they were really sick and puking and diarrheaing and maybe it was covid maybe it wasnt but either way we both feel really sick?
  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well 1 actually called on behalf of both of them….and she said I think I have covid and Eric does too"….I said "have you tested yet"? she said "no"…I said, so go get tested and text me the results, tell Eric to do the same.

    Lol Uh Oh Spaghettio's! 😲😯😮
    Dumb niggers didn't even generate a non-verifiable lie. Sheesh, Millenials. 🙄
  9. frala Avant garde shartist
    Either way they are sick and it doesn’t matter. They shouldn’t come into the office.
  10. Originally posted by frala Either way they are sick and it doesn’t matter. They shouldn’t come into the office.

    More likely they are having sexual congress on company time!

    They'll show up tomorrow perfectly fine and smelling of Asian food.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Folks shud not be attempting to deceive my dear ole Dad. I resent those bastards.
  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson More likely they are having sexual congress on company time!

    They'll show up tomorrow perfectly fine and smelling of Asian food.

    Do they have sick time?
  13. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah and then your mother comes around the corner and licks it up

    Stand By Me?

    We said that before it came out like 10 years. It's old school yard and so is your humor. I just lowered mine for you to understand
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why did Spaghettios use UH OH Spaghettios as their slogan anyway? That makes them sound scary and bad.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders We said that before it came out like 10 years. It's old school yard and so is your humor. I just lowered mine for you to understand

    Old hat humor is the best humor and the only type I understand. Thank you for lowering your high-brow humor to my peon-level status so as for me to understand. That is most kind and thoughtful of you. Bless your heart you weird old fart.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 2 underlings called in sick today with alleged covid. I told them to go get tested and text me their results. So far they haven't…some folk just don't want a paycheck

    Indeed, some folks just dont want a paycheck. Even moreso, it seems, post-Covid. The pandemic was a catalyst
    for a workforce revolution that has occurred, no? Ppl almost refuse to be told wut to do anymore, where to do it, and insist on 'ideal' working conditions in order to continue working a particular gig. Thoughts & opinions on this?
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Wren has always been a hard worker. Even $600-a-week federal unemployment benefits at the height of the pandemic did not keep him out of the kitchen. Sometimes it simply comes down to pride. Either you got the dog in ya, or ya don't.
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why did Spaghettios use UH OH Spaghettios as their slogan anyway? That makes them sound scary and bad.

    I don't know however in the 70s kids were raw and edgy. We weren't afraid of shit and so the edgy slogan made kids curious what the fuck was up and had moms bought it. Unlike the Time Out MOON PERSON parents

    We used to get prizes in cereal boxes made of cast iron, sometimes no packaging. Like a hot wheel truck or some shit.

    Kids would accidently pour smaller things in and choked so the placed them in large paper envelopes and today they're (food companies) are so afraid of lawsuits you have to order the prizes by mail
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Old hat humor is the best humor and the only type I understand. Thank you for lowering your high-brow humor to my peon-level status so as for me to understand. That is most kind and thoughtful of you. Bless your heart you weird old fart.

    Thank you sir. It's a clown society
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Wren has always been a hard worker. Even $600-a-week federal unemployment benefits at the height of the pandemic did not keep him out of the kitchen. Sometimes it simply comes down to pride. Either you got the dog in ya, or ya don't.

    That means a lot coming from you. Is Extended American still offering rooms for 700 a month?
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