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1. 2022-06-19 at 1:56 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders NetB

   
   Nigger Network B
2. 2022-06-19 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? GlowNigger Network B

   
   Yes. Not the racist word Variety. But the Terry Davis type
3. 2022-06-19 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Yes. Not the racist word Variety. But the Terry Davis type

   
   Net Nigger Neutrino
4. 2022-06-21 at 5:20 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Net Nigger Neutrino

   
   I dont understand what that means
5. 2022-06-21 at 11:41 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders I dont understand what that means

   
   That's because you're mentally ill
6. 2022-06-22 at 4:25 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? That's because you're mentally ill

   
   It means nothing, it's made up
   
   
   Nuetrino exist, I get that. But you're a butt plug of info
7. 2022-06-22 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #47
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders It means nothing, it's made up
   
   
   Nuetrino exist, I get that. But you're a butt plug of info

   
   Nigger Nitrous N-firmed^
8. 2022-06-22 at 10:50 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nigger Nitrous N-firmed^

   
   
   
9. 2022-06-23 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #49
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   Who are you, Johnny Umami?
10. 2022-06-23 at 10:57 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Bradley Black Hole

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Favourite brands of instant ramen?
    
    Favourite way to cook instant ramen?
    
    Favourite additions for instant ramen jazz ups?
    
    I personally like Nongshim Shin Ramyun Black. I add a chicken stock cube to it, add some extra water and crack an egg into it. All cooked on the stove, in a pot of course.

    
    TOP Ramen
    
    With boiling water, remove unused water, use 1/3 of the seasoning.
    
    Flaming hot cheetos.
11. 2022-06-23 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #51
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    i prefer BOTTOM ramen myself, it's easier to reach
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
12. 2022-06-23 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #52
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I forgot what it's called..the brand..but it's tonkosu and comes in a fancy pack and is like a dollar more than other ramens at least.
    
    Like black shiny pack
    
    
    Fuxking fire? Even though I don't really eat noodles much anymore.
13. 2022-06-23 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders

    
    I could take that in my ass easily
14. 2022-06-23 at 1:39 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i prefer BOTTOM ramen myself, it's easier to reach

    
    Bottom noodles...also known as tape worms.
15. 2022-06-23 at 1:49 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I like to buy worms from the pet store then dump the tub of them over myself in the bathtub and wait for one to wriggle up into my urethra
16. 2022-06-23 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse I forgot what it's called..the brand..but it's tonkosu and comes in a fancy pack and is like a dollar more than other ramens at least.
    
    Like black shiny pack
    
    
    Fuxking fire? Even though I don't really eat noodles much anymore.

    
    Nonghsim tonkotsu?
17. 2022-06-23 at 3 PM UTC

    #57
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i prefer BOTTOM ramen myself, it's easier to reach

    
    its to be expected when you have a strong and masculine girlfriend.