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1. 2022-06-10 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I like beansprouts with soy source...THE HEALTHY alternative to noodles.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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2. 2022-06-10 at 3:59 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I like a thick noodle
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like beansprouts with soy source…THE HEALTHY alternative to noodles.

   
   they always give me that at the chink place when they run out of chow mein noodles
   
   its alright
3. 2022-06-10 at 4 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Too many carbs, I rarely have them these days, maybe 2 or 3 times a year.

   
   It's literally 100% carbs
4. 2022-06-10 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut
   I like thick* noodles too but those don't come in instant
5. 2022-06-10 at 4:02 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i normally just add some nigger pepper and mushroom soysauce and thats it.
   
   

   
   Nice, are these usually available at Asian grocery stores? Those actually look really good because they seem on the thicker side.
6. 2022-06-10 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like beansprouts with soy source…THE HEALTHY alternative to noodles.

   
   Yeah I eat sawdust in bleach sauce as a healthy alternative to breakfast cereals.
7. 2022-06-10 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Yeah I eat sawdust in bleach sauce as a healthy alternative to breakfast cereals.

   
   Sawdust has been used as a healthy alternative filler in bread and sausages for decades, and bleach has the added benefit of teeth whitening too! excellent informed choices.
8. 2022-06-10 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I like beansprouts with soy source…THE HEALTHY alternative to noodles.

   
   eating beansprouts makes me extremely horny and keeps giving me spontaneous errections.
   
   not just common errection but rock hard ones that shows up thru my jeans.
9. 2022-06-10 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #29
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nice, are these usually available at Asian grocery stores? Those actually look really good because they seem on the thicker side.

   
   perhaps.
   
   i live in asia and theyre available everywhere so i think it might be available in an ''asian'' store where you are.
10. 2022-06-10 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny eating beansprouts makes me extremely horny and keeps giving me spontaneous errections.
    
    not just common errection but rock hard ones that shows up thru my jeans.

    
    Well I know what we'll be having for dinner when you come visit.
    
    
    ...that's right, noodles.
11. 2022-06-11 at 1:26 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Yeah I eat sawdust in bleach sauce as a healthy alternative to breakfast cereals.

    
    In Berkeley
12. 2022-06-11 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders In Berkeley

    
    Which is up your ass?
13. 2022-06-11 at 6:49 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Which is up your ass?

    
    Yes. I have all of Berkeley up my ass
14. 2022-06-11 at 2:37 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Yes. I have all of Berkeley up my ass

    
    Does Berkeley just refer to the inside of your ass?
15. 2022-06-18 at 8:21 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Does Berkeley just refer to the inside of your ass?

    
    How would I know, I can't see what they're doing up in there
16. 2022-06-18 at 4:02 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders How would I know, I can't see what they're doing up in there

    
    Why not, I've already got Google Streetview of the inside of your ass
17. 2022-06-18 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders How would I know, I can't see what they're doing up in there

    
    Ur dad and I are watching Matlock, leave us be
18. 2022-06-18 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Why not, I've already got Google Streetview of the inside of your ass

    
    2002 is my guess
19. 2022-06-19 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders 2002 is my guess

    
    It's actually a real time livestream
20. 2022-06-19 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #40
    

    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? It's actually a real time livestream

    
    NetB