Thank goodness I gave away my tickets to Fyre Fest

1. 2017-04-30 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I bought tickets to Fyre Fest a month ago for $75,000 apiece but I decided not to go. My buddy Al got married and I forgot to get them anything, so I gave them the tickets. Now Al is stranded on an Island and lost all his luggage lol.
2. 2017-04-30 at 1:25 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What a fore festov
3. 2017-04-30 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump What a fore festov

   
   A very untech and untendy festival. So it wouldn't interest you.
4. 2017-04-30 at 1:35 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol you spent that much money on a shitty music festival
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5. 2017-04-30 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon A very untech and untendy festival. So it wouldn't interest you.

   
   I dont get it
6. 2017-04-30 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon A very untech and untendy festival. So it wouldn't interest you.

   
   Correct. It's tech and cheese bread instead
7. 2017-04-30 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I just want to meet girls I have infinite monies.
8. 2017-04-30 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I dont get it

   
   Exactly
9. 2017-04-30 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 Lol you spent that much money on a shitty music festival

   
   Yes but at least I didn't go.
10. 2017-04-30 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Exactly

    
    :o
11. 2017-04-30 at 4:02 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This actually happened to my mom's brother-in-law -Jim. He's dead now. All we can do is just thank the Lord for His creation and blessing us with another day in His world to live in His honor .
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12. 2017-04-30 at 4:19 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    :o
13. 2017-04-30 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We get it you're rich. Post pics of your bank account OP
14. 2017-04-30 at 5:08 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Have you tried lsd yet, Captain F?
15. 2017-04-30 at 6:14 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Oops I hit unsubscribe by accident. Should be another way to subscribe to a thread.
16. 2017-04-30 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Unfortunately not. I am not willing to buy stuff off the deep web because it is satan's way of straying us from the light of god and also because I'm a fuckin pussy and I am afraid of prosecution by the law.
17. 2017-04-30 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws We get it you're rich. Post pics of your bank account OP

    
    
18. 2017-04-30 at 8:25 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cassh me ousside
19. 2017-04-30 at 8:29 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    You don't have any investments? I really don't know if that's enough money to retire on at age 31 considering your lifestyle (ie giving away $75000 event tickets). Do you have some more money invested or in other accounts you're not showing us?
20. 2017-04-30 at 8:32 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Open Your Mind You don't have any investments? I really don't know if that's enough money to retire on at age 31 considering your lifestyle (ie giving away $75000 event tickets). Do you have some more money invested or in other accounts you're not showing us?

    
    Yes this is just one bank account.
    
    Edit: and this is my "day to day" bank account. There is no point in keeping it all in one place.