Thank goodness I gave away my tickets to Fyre Fest

1. 2017-05-25 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #121
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Rape victim

   
   Liar
2. 2017-05-25 at 9:56 PM UTC

   #122
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver Liar

   
   Rape victim.
   
   Also liar about Android's screenshot format.
3. 2017-05-25 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #123
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   the only thing you gave away was ur anal virginity
4. 2017-05-25 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #124
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Leslie looked down at her 3 week old babby.
   
   "I think we're done here" she said as she pulled the nails from her pockets and retrieved her husband's hammer from the toolbox.
   
   Leslie couldn't resist, not that she was trying, the smile that beset upon her face as she began to drive the little spikes into her little Megan. Her morbid screams, the agony set upon her face, her complete innocence diminished as markedly demonstrated in her anguish as she received dozens of dozens of pulse shattering drivels into her body.
   
   "So shall it is, so shall it be" muttered Leslie as she pounded the final nail into her daughter's forehead and put her out of her misery.
   
   The end.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2017-05-25 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #125
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Rape victim.
   
   Also liar about Android's screenshot format.

   
6. 2017-05-25 at 11:44 PM UTC

   #126
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver

   
   That feel when you dominate TDR so hard that he reverts to spamming GIFs:
   
   
7. 2017-05-26 at 12:32 AM UTC

   #127
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon That feel when you dominate TDR so hard that he reverts to spamming GIFs:
   
   

   
   If this format is your idea of dominant you make betas look like a boss.
8. 2017-05-26 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Leslie looked down at her 3 week old babby.
   
   "I think we're done here" she said as she pulled the nails from her pockets and retrieved her husband's hammer from the toolbox.
   
   Leslie couldn't resist, not that she was trying, the smile that beset upon her face as she began to drive the little spikes into her little Megan. Her morbid screams, the agony set upon her face, her complete innocence diminished as markedly demonstrated in her anguish as she received dozens of dozens of pulse shattering drivels into her body.
   
   "So shall it is, so shall it be" muttered Leslie as she pounded the final nail into her daughter's forehead and put her out of her misery.
   
   The end.

   
   Thanks for posting the only interesting thing in this thread thus far.
9. 2017-05-26 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #129
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Darth Beaver If this format is your idea of dominant you make betas look like a boss.

   
   
   
   If your idea of a good comeback is posting a completely irrelevant gif, you make your daughter's semen regurgitation look tame.
10. 2017-05-26 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #130
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon If your idea of a good comeback is posting a completely irrelevant gif, you make your daughter's semen regurgitation look tame.

    
    I don't have a daughter.
11. 2017-05-26 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #131
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I don't have a daughter.

    
    Sons! Even better, since I won't have to close my eyes and pretend they're male. Hope your boys have moist holes.
12. 2017-05-26 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #132
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Sons! Even better, since I won't have to close my eyes and pretend they're male. Hope your boys have moist holes.

    
    My boys have been hunting, skinning, and butchering since they were 8 years old. Any one of them would truss your fairy ass up like a dead sow and feed you to the gators.
13. 2017-05-26 at 2:44 AM UTC

    #133
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver My boys have been hunting, skinning, and butchering since they were 8 years old. Any one of them would truss your fairy ass up like a dead sow and feed you to the gators.

    
    It'll be all the more enjoyable to make them struggle and penetrate their assholes one by one. Their anuses will tear with joy.
    
    I'll fuck your sons till they love me. They may call you dad, but they'll call me daddy.
    
    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-05-26T02:46:31.565297+00:00
14. 2017-05-26 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #134
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I don't have a daughter.

    
    Thank goodness.
15. 2017-05-26 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #135
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon It'll be all the more enjoyable to make them struggle and penetrate their assholes one by one. Their anuses will tear with joy.
    
    I'll fuck your sons till they love me. They may call you dad, but they'll call me daddy.
    
    Post last edited by Captain Falcon at 2017-05-26T02:46:31.565297+00:00

    
    I hope you kept the receipt for those posting lessons you took from Jill.
16. 2017-05-26 at 3:25 AM UTC

    #136
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I hope you kept the receipt for those posting lessons you took from Jill.

    
    I hope you kept the receipt on your disappointing weakling sons.
17. 2017-05-26 at 3:26 AM UTC

    #137
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I hope you kept the receipt on your disappointing weakling sons.

    
    I hope you enjoy being pathetic.
18. 2017-05-26 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #138
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I hope you enjoy being pathetic.

    
    I hope you enjoy your sons being pathetic weaklings.
19. 2017-05-26 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #139
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I hope you enjoy your sons being pathetic weaklings.

    
    I hope you think this is upsetting me...
20. 2017-05-26 at 12:23 PM UTC

    #140
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I hope you think this is upsetting me…

    
    I'm just hoping their sexual violation will.