Happy Motherfuckers Day

1. 2022-06-19 at 4:21 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
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2. 2022-06-19 at 5:11 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday

   
   You should have waited for him to ask you to bring him a beer, laced it with diazepam and then shoved a syringe into the base of his skull just below the back of the ear and swizzled it a few dozen times.
   
   That's how I offed my stepfather and the coroner never noticed.
   
   That was 28 years ago. Only 2 years to go before SoL are up
   
   -Shit a totsean would say
   
   
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3. 2022-06-19 at 6:25 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   my dad could kick any of your asses
4. 2022-06-19 at 6:28 PM UTC

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   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my dad could kick any of your asses

   
   My dad could drink any of u under the table
5. 2022-06-19 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times
   
   
6. 2022-06-19 at 9:22 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
   I should get him back by meeting a half sister and getting her impregnated
   
   Happy Father's Day 🌹
7. 2022-06-19 at 9:22 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my dad could kick any of your asses

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Rape Monster My dad could drink any of u under the table

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times
   
   

   
   You guys have some weird dads.
   
   Just have them die like a normal dad and then you don't have to worry about any of that stuff.
8. 2022-06-19 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You guys have some weird dads.
   
   Just have them die like a normal dad and then you don't have to worry about any of that stuff.

   
   He died when I was 19.
9. 2022-06-19 at 9:30 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He died when I was 19.

   
   /Care emoji goes here
   
   22 for me.
10. 2022-06-19 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ /Care emoji goes here
    
    22 for me.

    
    I'm gonna name my imbred child after you. Wren the Mongaloid
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11. 2022-06-19 at 9:35 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL. Wren the Mongoloid JUNIOR.
12. 2022-06-19 at 9:36 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ LOL. Wren the Mongoloid JUNIOR.

    
    Oops. Yes that's what I meant to say
13. 2022-06-19 at 9:36 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty
    I forgot and feel shit about it, didn't leave flowers at his grave. It was also around this time he passed.
14. 2022-06-19 at 9:39 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day
15. 2022-06-19 at 9:44 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day

    
    Who are you talking to? What? Did you just reply to a voice in your head?
16. 2022-06-19 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Who are you talking to? What? Did you just reply to a voice in your head?

    
    The name of the thread is "Happy Motherfuckers Day" which I took to mean Mother's day
    
    Try and keep . I'm guessing in other countries like UK or Canada it's in a different month.
17. 2022-06-19 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    O nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant
18. 2022-06-19 at 9:57 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The name of the thread is "Happy Motherfuckers Day" which I took to mean Mother's day
    
    Try and keep . I'm guessing in other countries like UK or Canada it's in a different month.

    
    Happy motherfucker day. Fathers fuck mothers. C'mon
19. 2022-06-19 at 10:33 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Happy Traumas Day
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20. 2022-06-19 at 10:57 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times
    
    

    
    explains a lot