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  1. #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't think no matter how much I might want to actually be able to do it.

    That's too bad...
  2. #22
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's too bad…

    You know you like me a lot and are just trying to act tuff
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Don't mock my banner with &Totse from off the bridge

    Would you like a dedicated thread here when you kick the bucket?
  4. #24
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Would you like a dedicated thread here when you kick the bucket?

    You're gonna die first
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You're gonna die first

    I can't die.
  6. #26
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I can't die.

    I forgot..ur metaworld
  7. #27
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley You know you like me a lot and are just trying to act tuff

    I have no more emotion for you than I do for a drowning dung beetle.
  8. #28
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have no more emotion for you than I do for a drowning dung beetle.

    i actually consider all life holy.
  9. #29
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    When I accidently jumped off a 25 foot retaining wall it was pitch black and I thought it was but a drop of maybe a few feet.
    I was trying to hide from cops and the side I went over was only a few feet so how could the side I would land on be any further?
    Very clearly I remember it was low enough I pretty much sat on it and spun my legs over the top and hopped off into the abyss.
    A mere moment of confusion hit me unlike the ground I was expecting and then as the wind kept getting faster and faster I knew I fucked up and the last fucking thing I was thinking about was the fact I was falling.
    All that ran through my mind was "wonder what the fuck I jumped off of"
    Then instinctively I somehow turned my body in the air so my dominant side was toward the ground and next thing I know I'm not falling anymore.
    It didn't hurt at all but maybe I was just stunned.
    My only concern was getting back up to keep going and that's when it hurt.
    Realizing I was probably a little fucked I began to assess my situation and try to gauge what was hurt and how bad.
    Long story short I didn't move much for a good long while but what I learned was jumping from high up doesn't hurt at all.
    When you hit the ground, if you are even still alive you'll probably be stunned like I was and not even aware of any pain what so ever.
    Hopefully whatever you jump from is high enough to kill you though because if you live and when it comes time to move you'll be in pain so bad that you scream whether you want to or not.

    Don't land feet first unless you want your leg bones coming through your torso.
  10. #30
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When I accidently jumped off a 25 foot retaining wall it was pitch black and I thought it was but a drop of maybe a few feet.
    I was trying to hide from cops and the side I went over was only a few feet so how could the side I would land on be any further?
    Very clearly I remember it was low enough I pretty much sat on it and spun my legs over the top and hopped off into the abyss.
    A mere moment of confusion hit me unlike the ground I was expecting and then as the wind kept getting faster and faster I knew I fucked up and the last fucking thing I was thinking about was the fact I was falling.
    All that ran through my mind was "wonder what the fuck I jumped off of"
    Then instinctively I somehow turned my body in the air so my dominant side was toward the ground and next thing I know I'm not falling anymore.
    It didn't hurt at all but maybe I was just stunned.
    My only concern was getting back up to keep going and that's when it hurt.
    Realizing I was probably a little fucked I began to assess my situation and try to gauge what was hurt and how bad.
    Long story short I didn't move much for a good long while but what I learned was jumping from high up doesn't hurt at all.
    When you hit the ground, if you are even still alive you'll probably be stunned like I was and not even aware of any pain what so ever.
    Hopefully whatever you jump from is high enough to kill you though because if you live and when it comes time to move you'll be in pain so bad that you scream whether you want to or not.

    Don't land feet first unless you want your leg bones coming through your torso.

    I did that recently. Walked off what I thought was a curb was a 5 foot drop. Landed 1 knee into the pavement, to stand up and see a truck coming at me. It was dark a group of step roads that are like switchbacks.


    I just walked it off. Stunned but embarrassed. It was lit were I was walking but pitch black on the drop
  11. #31
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition



    fucking lol, youtube gave me a link to an actual suicide hotline when I clicked it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  13. #33
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have no more emotion for you than I do for a drowning dung beetle.

    For a crippled old boomer you're a real angsty edgelord sometimes.
  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i actually consider all life holy.

    Didn't ask and don't care
  15. #35
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie For a crippled old boomer you're a real angsty edgelord sometimes.

    For pedo turd you don't know shit about me if you think I'm crippled.
  16. #36
    Nobody can swing a cane better.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #37
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra


    fucking lol, youtube gave me a link to an actual suicide hotline when I clicked it

    I posted a short clip to YT of a dude jumping off an overpass and they banned me then sent me emails offering mental health resources for self harm
  18. #38
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    It's pretty funny that Ted bundy used to work on a rape crisis hotline
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Sudo It's pretty funny that Ted bundy used to work on a rape crisis hotline

    He always got their number.
  20. #40
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Hello I would like to do a suicide tonight and would like directions please

    I am serious
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