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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    better to have tapeworms than rapeworms
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hi nice to meet you I'm a shapeworm I can take the form of any shape at any time so yeah just think about that before you make your next move, punk. Thanks.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They're inside your body now…just looking at them has infested your groaning gut.

    Good. I love them.
  4. WellHung Black Hole
    People possess microplastics in their bloodstream.
  5. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    those are tapeworms huh? they're the parasites that control the cricket who originally was to ride the frogs back but was driven to the scorpion by the tape worms so the scorpion could release them at their destination by striking the cricket and eating it then the scorpion convinced the frog it was the cricket until it got a little ways out before realizing it (The Frog) had derped and when the scorpion had ate the cricket, it also ate the tape worm which now carried the tapeworm to its original destination, the water pond where it would break in parts for the mosquito larva would eat and the cycle of life would continue
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
  7. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ

    this post made me want zebra cakes
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster this post made me want zebra cakes

    What about this GEM I just discovered? What does this make you WANT?

  9. Originally posted by mmQ What about this GEM I just discovered? What does this make you WANT?



    Faked, you put that there yourself for the views.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Faked, you put that there yourself for the views.

    If I was gonna do that I would've filled his body with cream cheese or something silly
  11. It's too clean man, that's fresh from your bathtub.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Butter chicken curry. That's what I would've filled it with.

    Nah broseph he has a big ugly brown spot on the front of him. All my bathtub rubber duckies are immaculate. No spots or stains or blemishes of any sort. Well except Kirbley, who always seems to have a weird layer of film encompassing her.
  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    How do I post pictures without uploading it to like an image host?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RIPtotse How do I post pictures without uploading it to like an image host?

    You don't. But now I'm intrigued and wish to see your image.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    What did you do with her body, Wren?😕
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders What did you do with her body, Wren?😕

    That brown object next to the shoes is a dumpster... I get a little hasty with my coverups after I murder teenagers.
  17. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ That brown object next to the shoes is a dumpster… I get a little hasty with my coverups after I murder teenagers.

    Wow, oddly specific.did you steal teenagers ID to confirm teen status?
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Wow, oddly specific.did you steal teenagers ID to confirm teen status?

    Is it really considered stealing when they're already dead?

    That reminds me of this local news story they posted once about an EMT who stole money from a dead person they were called out to and everyone in the comments was saying how horrible that was to do but I chimed in to let them know the backstory behind it- that the dead person had actually been sexually abusing a member of the EMT's family for many years but they couldn't prove it, so at the very least the EMT was gonna steal his stupid dead money from him as some form of repayment for his SINS.

    People just make these assumptions without knowing what's really going on.
  19. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is it really considered stealing when they're already dead?


    Ummm




    Originally posted by mmQ That reminds me of this local news story they posted once about an EMT who stole money from a dead person they were called out to and everyone in the comments was saying how horrible that was to do but I chimed in to let them know the backstory behind it- that the dead person had actually been sexually abusing a member of the EMT's family for many years but they couldn't prove it, so at the very least the EMT was gonna steal his stupid dead money from him as some form of repayment for his SINS.

    People just make these assumptions without knowing what's really going on.

    Suspected but not declared officially as? Maybe it was not them and the money could have been forwarded to the next of kin.

    Just saying
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Ummm






    Suspected but not declared officially as? Maybe it was not them and the money could have been forwarded to the next of kin.

    Just saying

    Yeah maybe. I had just made it up for trolling purposes.
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