Wren's Things you Find on the Ground Threadd

1. 2020-03-16 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Even so, why did they discard their shoe?

   
   Because they only needed 1...
2. 2020-03-16 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Because they only needed 1…

   
   So.. so you're telling me. What you're telling me is that one legged people buy pairs of shoes and... and then they go home and go for a one legged walk and put on their one new shoe and carry the other shoe and randomly discard it ?
3. 2020-03-16 at 4:45 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ So.. so you're telling me. What you're telling me is that one legged people buy pairs of shoes and… and then they go home and go for a one legged walk and put on their one new shoe and carry the other shoe and randomly discard it ?

   
   No, they toss the extra one on the way home...it's all very simple.
   
   (and they go for a hop not a walk)
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4. 2020-03-16 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Of course a smart person would put the extra shoe on ebay for 1 legged people with the opposite leg they have.
5. 2020-03-16 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #25
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   It’s a thing here. People paint rocks and place them all around town. They put a sticker on them with the website and if you find one they want you to take a picture and post it.
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6. 2020-03-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, they toss the extra one on the way home…it's all very simple.
   
   (and they go for a hop not a walk)

   
   Well that was a little kid's shoe.
7. 2020-03-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Well that was a little kid's shoe.

   
   Um so, you don't think there are 1 legged kids???
   
   You just opened up another possibility though..we know kids like to throw their toys out of their pram...if follows shoes could also be treated that way.
8. 2020-03-16 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Erekshun It’s a thing here. People paint rocks and place them all around town. They put a sticker on them with the website and if you find one they want you to take a picture and post it.

   
   Interesting. Kind of like a weird version of geo caching.
9. 2020-03-16 at 4:49 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um so, you don't think there are 1 legged kids???

   
   Well.. fuck. I mean, yes, of course. But... you're saying now that their parent drives them to the store and then on the drive home they tell one'legged Billy to just go ahead and toss the other shoe out the window?
10. 2020-03-16 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Well.. fuck. I mean, yes, of course. But… you're saying now that their parent drives them to the store and then on the drive home they tell one'legged Billy to just go ahead and toss the other shoe out the window?

    
    Kids are smarter than you think...they can throw their own shoe without parental guidance being necessary.
11. 2020-03-16 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kids are smarter than you think…they can throw their own shoe without parental guidance being necessary.

    
    This then begs the question, are the parents that retarded to not notice it?
12. 2020-03-16 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This then begs the question, are the parents that retarded to not notice it?

    
    Busy watching the road ahead like a conscientious driver! My god, you can always tell pedestrians by the crap they come out with!
13. 2020-03-16 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Busy watching the road ahead like a conscientious driver! My god, you can always tell pedestrians by the crap they come out with!

    
    Imagine being so retarded that when you drive you literally cannot maintain any focus as to what your children or anybody else in your vehicle is doing at any given time.
    
    "DAAAAD, JAKE IS STABBING ME TO DEATH!!"
    
    "SHUT UP!!!! IM TRYING TO WATCH THE ROAD! WE'LL DEAL WITH IT WHEN I GET HOME AND EVERYTHING IS SAFE. FUUUUUCK!!"
14. 2020-03-16 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Well that assumes the 1 legged child has a sibling named Jake or any sibling for that matter.
    
    Lets not assume things about the disabled.
15. 2020-03-16 at 5:13 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'm going to Aldi and VV at lunchtime, I'll take an extra look on the floor while I'm there. I don't expect to see much though.
16. 2020-03-16 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm going to Aldi and VV at lunchtime, I'll take an extra look on the floor while I'm there. I don't expect to see much though.

    
    Ideally these pics are taken outdoors . Like if you find a banana laying on the ground at aldi next to the banana stand it's not really interesting.
    
    Find one thing. I know you can.
17. 2020-03-16 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #37
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that assumes the 1 legged child has a sibling named Jake or any sibling for that matter.
    
    Lets not assume things about the disabled.

    
    Dont patronize me .
    
    😊
18. 2020-03-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Dont patronize me .
    
    😊

    
    We've already discussed my patronage of your establishment were you to be transformed into a friendly local dive bar remember.
19. 2020-03-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Ideally these pics are taken outdoors . Like if you find a banana laying on the ground at aldi next to the banana stand it's not really interesting.
    
    Find one thing. I know you can.

    
    Yes yes, it will be outdoors...either Aldi's parking lot or VVs
20. 2020-03-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We've already discussed my patronage of your establishment were you to be transformed into a friendly local dive bar remember.

    
    I know m8. Hence the rosy cheek smiley.