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The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poor

  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 In a pot and when it gets full you huck it out the window

    when i go to the kitchen for drinks I can just pour it all down the sink




  2. New super-convoy of South American men heading to the US. Your rent will go up, your taxes will go up, your wages will go down.
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump



    New super-convoy of South American men heading to the US. Your rent will go up, your taxes will go up, your wages will go down.

    now with new and improved formulation that contains up to more than 15% dalits.

  4. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/michigan-sheriffs-department-reduces-911-call-responses-due-exhausted-funds-gas

    American police are running out of money to drive to crime scenes as gasoline averages $5 a gallon nationwide.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster when i go to the kitchen for drinks I can just pour it all down the sink

    If you just constantly leave the pot boiling it'll just continuously evaporate and basically empty itself. #problemsolving
  6. Originally posted by Donald Trump
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/michigan-sheriffs-department-reduces-911-call-responses-due-exhausted-funds-gas

    American police are running out of money to drive to crime scenes as gasoline averages $5 a gallon nationwide.

    good news everyone.

    now they cant afford to go around confisticating yer guns.
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good news everyone.

    now they cant afford to go around confisticating yer guns.

    Gun confiscation is a top priority.
  8. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/michigan-sheriffs-department-reduces-911-call-responses-due-exhausted-funds-gas

    American police are running out of money to drive to crime scenes as gasoline averages $5 a gallon nationwide.

    Ford SUVs

    They could always ride duel-sport motorcycles and have a patty wagon on call.
  9. Or better yet...

  10. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Nothing is worth anything
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    This thread convinced me to put all of my money into Ramen Noodles & Canned Sardines.

    People think americans are stupid but wait till I have mustard sardines and so much chili ramen noodles I could survive, 2, maybe even 3, weeks post apocolypse.

    And I will only share if you have BitchCoin.
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Klaus Schwab was right. Stock markets, fiat, crypto and gold are all going to become worthless.

    The only thing that will be worth anything is ENERGY and DATA and not OIL STOCKS or A BARREL OF OIL but HOW POWERFUL YOUR NETWORK IS and THE DATA INSIDE THAT NETWORK.



  13. i share nothing in common with jéws.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    great news everyone, i now get a better deal on sardines since i started flirting with the asian lady and told her i get better prices at walmart

    she said YO KNOOOOW I SAY FUCKY FUCK WALMART AND WALMART FUCKY FUCK PRICES

    so now it's a dollar (down .59 cents) though walmart remains at like .89

    People think I don't know how to deal with foreigners but I do, argue you over 59 cents while trying to fuck them at their job.

    Also It hink it's humorous i pay her in 20s.
  15. Some people just gotta have their sardines.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Thinking about expanding into the little vienna weiners i've seen a lot of people eating down here and HOT SAUCE
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    ya bro these things expire in 2028, i'm not a moron i know what to invest in

    have fun with the world get hits with an solar flare and your bitch coin i missed out on investing in is worth NOTHING and I have all the WEINERS AND SARDINES AND HOT SAUCE I could purchase from the corner store with my food stamps.
  18. 2022 Returns
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