2022-06-12 at 2:55 AM UTC
Nothing is worth anything
2022-06-12 at 10:50 AM UTC
This thread convinced me to put all of my money into Ramen Noodles & Canned Sardines.
People think americans are stupid but wait till I have mustard sardines and so much chili ramen noodles I could survive, 2, maybe even 3, weeks post apocolypse.
And I will only share if you have BitchCoin.
2022-06-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
i share nothing in common with jéws.
2022-06-12 at 7:25 PM UTC
great news everyone, i now get a better deal on sardines since i started flirting with the asian lady and told her i get better prices at walmart
she said YO KNOOOOW I SAY FUCKY FUCK WALMART AND WALMART FUCKY FUCK PRICES
so now it's a dollar (down .59 cents) though walmart remains at like .89
People think I don't know how to deal with foreigners but I do, argue you over 59 cents while trying to fuck them at their job.
Also It hink it's humorous i pay her in 20s.
2022-06-12 at 8:29 PM UTC
Some people just gotta have their sardines.
2022-06-12 at 11:42 PM UTC
Thinking about expanding into the little vienna weiners i've seen a lot of people eating down here and HOT SAUCE
2022-06-12 at 11:44 PM UTC
ya bro these things expire in 2028, i'm not a moron i know what to invest in
have fun with the world get hits with an solar flare and your bitch coin i missed out on investing in is worth NOTHING and I have all the WEINERS AND SARDINES AND HOT SAUCE I could purchase from the corner store with my food stamps.
2022-06-13 at 12:10 AM UTC
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