2022-05-28 at 4:08 PM UTC
Housing asking prices just shot up recently, so they're probably just slashing prices that were absurd anyway.
Actual reduction of house prices is difficult without negative equity and ultimately making a loss, which the government does everything it can to prevent happening.
The only people who are allowed to lose money are savers and the otherwise prudent who get robbed by inflation because they don't subscribe to jedi usury economy.
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2022-05-29 at 4:38 PM UTC
people that watch stocks are always like oh the stock is up or oh the stocks went down its basically like football for them stocks are like the original bitcoin
heres the sort of thing a stock person would say - i recomend everyone puts all there money on russia natural gas they have a bunch of it in these big holes in the ground and literally its valuable and there not exactly makin any more come read my report at the motley fool oh the stocks went up im going to eat a mcchicken today if it goes down i will only get the hashbrowns because im in the game
edit and then when they get bored there like yeah i had to liquidate my position to make a downpayment for my bmw and my counterfeit watch but its still a damn good watch if you buy the real one your a smuck and just paying for the name literally its just a bunch of parts and then they decide debt is dumb, cash is king, and the paid-off home mortgage has taken the place of the BMW as the status symbol of choice.
2022-05-29 at 7:07 PM UTC
beauty is in the eye when u hold her
2022-05-29 at 9:51 PM UTC
When it gets down to the crunch, people will be offering you wheelbarrows full of gold for a glass of water and a slice of bread, and you'll refuse the offer.
2022-05-29 at 9:55 PM UTC
What if I freeze 10 slices of bread and 10 glasses of water today, and do the deal for one of them? I'll still have 9 left.
It's like cake and eating it too, only with bread.
2022-05-29 at 9:59 PM UTC
that's nine more than I would have if you hadn't tipped me off. and i'd have wheelbarrows full of gold. The wheelbarrows alone would have utility, especially since they're obviously quite strong and hard-wearing.
I'm gonna be a fucking winner!
2022-05-29 at 10:01 PM UTC
you won't look so smart when i'm sitting pretty with bread, water, and a stack of gold.
2022-05-29 at 10:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by troon
you won't look so smart when i'm sitting pretty with bread, water, and a stack of gold.
wait till you learnt that i have invested in steel, lead and brass.
you will have to give me all your investment so that i wont invest in you some of my investment.
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