My Memoirs

1. 2022-05-28 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #521
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Girl comes up to you in the middle of night in the middle of kyiv during the peak of covid and says "can you buy me groceries".
   
   "Dude she's using you!!!!!!!LMAO!!!11!!"
   
   She straight up told me she only came up to me cos she seen a big fat tourist waddling down Kreshatik, and I told her I only entertained her cos she was a pretty girl, we both know what we are after.

   
   That's such a postmodern apocalyptic tragic toxic "love" story I'm now emotionally invested in the outcome
   
   My baby mom mother's me in some ways but she's constantly full of anger and anxiety and is pretty bad for my soul. I grew up in a toxic family environment and she grew up in dozens of unstable and sometimes institutional settings and it hurts my heart to think of the same fate befalling my son. She has no coping skills whatsoever and is incredibly self destructive.
   
   Without me the only way for her to survive I'd by latching onto another guy and although she can throw out a good net with her above average physical features and manipulative abilities, without a kid there's nothing anchoring an unstable relationship with a mentally ill person. I wish these bitches would learn things for their own good
2. 2022-05-28 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #522
   Kafka sweaty
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3. 2022-05-28 at 2:03 PM UTC

   #523
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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4. 2022-05-28 at 2:10 PM UTC

   #524
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What exact type of condom was it?
5. 2022-05-28 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #525
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
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   • Sudo
6. 2022-05-28 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #526
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What exact type of condom was it?

   
   Durex with the knobbly bits. I remember, cos she wouldn't let me fuck her with the cheap condoms.
7. 2022-05-28 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #527
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   "I'd blame that on bad luck as much as anything. Did you act reluctant? I kinda did with groceries."
   
   IN that situation I bought the vodka and when they told me to just give it to them rather than go somewhere in the bushes or on a bench to drink it i changd my mind and realzied what it was and just kept it for myself. they did or she did call me another time and this time there was a third girl and some kid this youn male teen kid with them and it was stupid as fuk and the third friend was keen on me but i never gave her my contact but basically i think she was one of those sponsor chicks and jokingly said will you buy me. new phone etc., but again i did not have any guarantees of sex for anything and they tried to pull the vodka move again and i believe i bought it again but didnt give it to them then she started threatening me like h ill say you raped me or made some scene and acted crazy even the third friend was weirded out by it. so i fuked it up as that third friend was hot and keen. but they also claimed i look 30 for some reason which i dont think i do or that one blond did. also she called me the third time also from her blocked number and said we want dick basically and it was over the phone while i was in some coffee shop and couldnt talk like that in public so i hang up and i was pissed too as i hate being played i told her it wasnt cool how you acted trying to extort me.
8. 2022-05-28 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #528
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
   u dont think u look 30? How old u think u look?
9. 2022-05-28 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #529
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster u dont think u look 30? How old u think u look?

   
   When Wariat and I were haging out the girls said we both looked 30😁 Me a little older.
10. 2022-05-28 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #530
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Donald Trump When Wariat and I were haging out the girls said we both looked 30😁 Me a little older.

    
    i didn't realize u met him. does he make any more sense when he speaks than when he types? is he truly this horny at all times?
11. 2022-05-28 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #531
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster i didn't realize u met him. does he make any more sense when he speaks than when he types? is he truly this horny at all times?

    
    He makes perfect sense at all times.
    
    Wariat is horny and who would change that fact? Certainly not the girls. They love it.
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    • Rape Monster, 
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12. 2022-05-28 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #532
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Donald Trump He makes perfect sense at all times.
    
    Wariat is horny and who would change that fact? Certainly not the girls. They love it.

    
    Would u ever have a midlife crisis where u realize u actually like men and leave groceries girl for wariat?
13. 2022-05-28 at 3:13 PM UTC

    #533
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    star trek i bet those 20 yr old girls would do nasty shit for moeny. its all their generaiton cares about is money. theyd probably do shit for moeny or go to dubai. also they said we look like in 30s I dont know if they said 30 but in 30s?
14. 2022-05-28 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #534
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    all those polish hos that age are such hypocrytes. they act like whores abroad but in poland they pretend to be princesses or some shit.
15. 2022-05-28 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #535
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My sex drive has been at an all time low due to depression/opiates. Was literally5l 50x Hornier in prism. I'll come out the other side soon tho, Idk what the answer is tho. I'm always talking to girls and pursuing relationships to make myself feel a little better. My appeal is I'm toxically masculine but quirky and relatable. Not really but it works. I still believe there is a relationship put there that doesn't make me miserable but the effort-benefit ratio seems way off base now
16. 2022-05-28 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #536
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Sudo My sex drive has been at an all time low due to depression/opiates. Was literally5l 50x Hornier in prism. I'll come out the other side soon tho, Idk what the answer is tho. I'm always talking to girls and pursuing relationships to make myself feel a little better. My appeal is I'm toxically masculine but quirky and relatable. Not really but it works. I still believe there is a relationship put there that doesn't make me miserable but the effort-benefit ratio seems way off base now

    
    low sex drive is good for u. more productive and shit.
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17. 2022-05-28 at 5:07 PM UTC

    #537
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster low sex drive is good for u. more productive and shit.

    
    Yeah, I quit multiple jobs so far just cos I wasn't having sex.
    
    If my employers had been smart *ah never mind*.
18. 2022-05-28 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #538
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah, I quit multiple jobs so far just cos I wasn't having sex.
    
    If my employers had been smart *ah never mind*.

    
    Huh? Why?
19. 2022-05-28 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #539
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Huh? Why?

    
    Cos I wasn't having sex.
20. 2022-05-28 at 5:14 PM UTC

    #540
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I mean why would you quit a job for that reason