2022-05-28 at 1:08 PM UTC
A picture of one of 7,953,952,577 living people. I am offended.
2022-05-28 at 1:09 PM UTC
Girl comes up to you in the middle of night in the middle of kyiv during the peak of covid and says "can you buy me groceries".
"Dude she's using you!!!!!!!LMAO!!!11!!"
She straight up told me she only came up to me cos she seen a big fat tourist waddling down Kreshatik, and I told her I only entertained her cos she was a pretty girl, we both know what we are after.
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2022-05-28 at 1:17 PM UTC
Nothing! Thank God. Not until 6. I’m gonna eat a waffle & drink 2 cups of milk &go back to sleep 😛
2022-05-28 at 1:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Nothing! Thank God. Not until 6. I’m gonna eat a waffle & drink 2 cups of milk &go back to sleep 😛
Hey babe. You looking for someone to buy you groceries?
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2022-05-28 at 1:26 PM UTC
I seriously think I'm through with Groceries girl though. I don't mind that she's expensive, but she's also pretty miserable as well. Fights all the time. She tells me about her dad sometimes, basically he earned the money as a helicopter mechanic in the Red Army, but her mom is a miserable fat bitch and drove him to overeat and die of a heart attack. And it's like I'm getting the same treatment. Everything is miserable, everything is horrible, even when it doesn't have to be. No affection, emotional coldness, etc.
I ran out of patience by the third week in Krakow and was counting the days till I could go home.
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2022-05-28 at 1:43 PM UTC
I wish I was back in Kenya in 2015 having sex with some hooker who wanted my kids in my hotel room. Wouldn't let me wear a condom even if I had wanted to. Massive female orgasms, vaginal contractions. Strong muscles stoking my dick better than any hand, mouth, ass or vagina since. Bizarrely rare. No - before you start, it's not my fault that so few of my sex partners give me this experience/experience this.
Still the best sex I ever had.
I think Groceries girl was coming close to orgasm at one point in Krakow while I was going down on her - her first with me - and she nearly crushed my head with her thighs. I had to pull back just cos I thought she'd actually kill me.
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2022-05-28 at 1:46 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
the kenyan muscles you mean hand muscles when stroking it or pussy muscles?
2022-05-28 at 1:47 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
when she asked to buy groceries did you do it without any expectations after or stpiulations and she still fucked you or whats the story?
2022-05-28 at 1:48 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
because I did that with these teenagers or 16-18 yr olds onmce in warsaw in central you probably were there near the trains and the mall area that central square. i met them and they had me buy them a vodka and wouldnt even drink it with them just took it and left me saying they had to go. why are pollack teenagers so fucked up man?
