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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Are u another alt of falcon? Kill yourself, stupid. @ “rape monster” ~ how edgy.

    Lol don't come at me with ur drunken whore angst, i was on ur side stupid. sit ur fat ass down.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A picture of one of 7,953,952,577 living people. I am offended.
  3. Girl comes up to you in the middle of night in the middle of kyiv during the peak of covid and says "can you buy me groceries".

    "Dude she's using you!!!!!!!LMAO!!!11!!"

    She straight up told me she only came up to me cos she seen a big fat tourist waddling down Kreshatik, and I told her I only entertained her cos she was a pretty girl, we both know what we are after.
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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Lol don't come at me with ur drunken whore angst, i was on ur side stupid. sit ur fat ass down.

    Lol. I don’t need anyone on my side. Calling it how I see it. Obviously u haven’t seen it 😛 or u have & it hurt ur heart ❤️
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I don’t need anyone on my side. Calling it how I see it. Obviously u haven’t seen it 😛 or u have & it hurt ur heart ❤️

    What's on your dockequette this morning?
  6. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Nothing! Thank God. Not until 6. I’m gonna eat a waffle & drink 2 cups of milk &go back to sleep 😛
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    heard
  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. I don’t need anyone on my side. Calling it how I see it. Obviously u haven’t seen it 😛 or u have & it hurt ur heart ❤️

    what the fuck r u even talking about u dumb drunk?
  9. Originally posted by DontTellEm Nothing! Thank God. Not until 6. I’m gonna eat a waffle & drink 2 cups of milk &go back to sleep 😛

    Hey babe. You looking for someone to buy you groceries?
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  10. I seriously think I'm through with Groceries girl though. I don't mind that she's expensive, but she's also pretty miserable as well. Fights all the time. She tells me about her dad sometimes, basically he earned the money as a helicopter mechanic in the Red Army, but her mom is a miserable fat bitch and drove him to overeat and die of a heart attack. And it's like I'm getting the same treatment. Everything is miserable, everything is horrible, even when it doesn't have to be. No affection, emotional coldness, etc.

    I ran out of patience by the third week in Krakow and was counting the days till I could go home.
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  13. Originally posted by Kafka Yeah that should be the end of it, if you want to continue that you’re deluding yourself.

    Yeah, I'll just get myself a nice Irish girl - oh wait they're even worse.
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Girl comes up to you in the middle of night in the middle of kyiv during the peak of covid and says "can you buy me groceries".

    "Dude she's using you!!!!!!!LMAO!!!11!!"

    She straight up told me she only came up to me cos she seen a big fat tourist waddling down Kreshatik, and I told her I only entertained her cos she was a pretty girl, we both know what we are after.

    wait did u buy her groceries without stipulations or without knowing shell do anything in return?
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  17. I wish I was back in Kenya in 2015 having sex with some hooker who wanted my kids in my hotel room. Wouldn't let me wear a condom even if I had wanted to. Massive female orgasms, vaginal contractions. Strong muscles stoking my dick better than any hand, mouth, ass or vagina since. Bizarrely rare. No - before you start, it's not my fault that so few of my sex partners give me this experience/experience this.

    Still the best sex I ever had.

    I think Groceries girl was coming close to orgasm at one point in Krakow while I was going down on her - her first with me - and she nearly crushed my head with her thighs. I had to pull back just cos I thought she'd actually kill me.
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the kenyan muscles you mean hand muscles when stroking it or pussy muscles?
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    when she asked to buy groceries did you do it without any expectations after or stpiulations and she still fucked you or whats the story?
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    because I did that with these teenagers or 16-18 yr olds onmce in warsaw in central you probably were there near the trains and the mall area that central square. i met them and they had me buy them a vodka and wouldnt even drink it with them just took it and left me saying they had to go. why are pollack teenagers so fucked up man?
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