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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Mad shitting at 5 AM challenge

    i shit at 5 am sharp every morning and wake up at 6
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Frikn hott as H E double hockey sticks out there ...

    Coming inside for uno momento đź’—



    Ohhh 12:12

    *makes wish*
  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Frikn hott as H E double hockey sticks out there …

    Coming inside for uno momento đź’—

    it was hot af here yesterday but now it's a nice comfy 60 degrees
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    It's probably not too far from that here ...it's just i went outside in a jacket working thinking I'd not get hot lol
  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    Hunry..those veggie Spring rolls were good last night...put me in the mood to make some real ones at home...

    And whattah ya know...I have all the ingredients I need ...

    *Showcases ingredients like vanna white does a solved puzzle on wheel of fortune*

    Right here.....đź’—
  6. Kafka sweaty
    I’m gonna have to say goodbye to my only female friend of four years because she gave her boyfriend her Discord password, he can see our convo of things I trusted her with and she’s put me at risk. Sighs.
  7. Kafka sweaty
    Play stupid games win stupid prizes
  8. Kafka sweaty
    It’s hard because she really needs me right now, he’s doing this to isolate her from her friends, but I obv don’t mean much to her to w.e.
  9. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka It’s hard because she really needs me right now, he’s doing this to isolate her from her friends, but I obv don’t mean much to her to w.e.

    yeah, the dude is obviously psychotic if he's the type to want her to share passwords to shit, so if she'd rather deal with a dude who doesn't trust her and wants to control her life than a friend, well fuck that bitch
  10. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna have to say goodbye to my only female friend

    use a cast-iron skillet, and just say it fell from a high shelf
  11. Kafka sweaty
    She’s vulnerable and people are always taking advantage of her so it feels gross but Ig our friendship isn’t meant to be until she fixes herself. I blame Islam.
  12. troon African Astronaut
    you should also find ways to take advantage of her, since she clearly enjoys it.
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kafka She’s vulnerable and people are always taking advantage of her so it feels gross but Ig our friendship isn’t meant to be until she fixes herself. I blame Islam.

    u can't get stuck in the trap of trying to protect people like that though. just gotta wait till they get fucked over bad enough to have enough of it.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Happy ❤️
  15. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster just gotta wait till they get fucked over bad enough to have enough of it.

    that never happens. they just want more. they usually run out of abusers and just end up making themselves even more vulnerable in order to attract more. they crave the abuse and exploitation.
  16. Bradley Black Hole
    Quit drinking today. Feel ill
  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I feel good, even though I have a cough and watery stools (most dangerous combination).
  18. troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I feel good, even though I have a cough and watery stools (most dangerous combination).

    do they have a compelling aroma? obviously only appreciated if you make it to the pan in time.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Quit drinking today. Feel ill

    smoke weed all day, every day for 4 consecutive weeks, without drinking. At that point, you will feel better than you have since you started drinking. And nothing is more important than your health.
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  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Adorned ❤️
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