The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition

2022-05-15 at 12:36 AM UTC

#1381

aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood one time I saw a trucker black out drunk just whipe his dick out and start pissing all over the carpet of his own house as he stumbled around trying to find a bottle and by the time he did get one he already pissed everywhere and was basically just pissing all over the bottle/ his hand and then he went and passed back out

truckers are fucked

you were in his house when he was blackout drunk and pissing all over the place?

2022-05-15 at 1:14 AM UTC

#1382

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

Turned around and pissed right his mouth without warning.

2022-05-15 at 1:51 AM UTC

#1383

Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Turned around and pissed right his mouth without warning.

Who are you, John Pissdrink (inventor of drinking piss)?

2022-05-15 at 4 AM UTC

#1384

Lodger Free African Astronaut

Originally posted by Rape Monster good idea, i usually just let men use my mouth

Yah? Whatever

2022-05-15 at 4:02 AM UTC

#1385

Lodger Free African Astronaut

Originally posted by aldra you were in his house when he was blackout drunk and pissing all over the place?

Don't be silly, he was being a peeping Tom.. what else is there to do in Fucking Ass North Dakota?👌👌👌

2022-05-15 at 4:06 AM UTC

#1386

Lodger Free African Astronaut

Originally posted by Kafka My dad never liked him tbh, thought there was something off because he wouldn’t look him in the eye, dye his grey hair and made fun of him for carrying around a backpack in his middle-age as if he were going to school or something.

What is Ireland like. Where do u live?

Are you northern Irish with Brit blood or Ireland itself?

2022-05-15 at 4:06 AM UTC

#1387

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by aldra you were in his house when he was blackout drunk and pissing all over the place?

I was a child it was some dude my mom dated I was spending the weekend there and that guy was a mess of a person

2022-05-15 at 4:15 AM UTC

#1388

Kafka sweaty

I booked to go to a cat cafe I can’t wait

2022-05-15 at 1:36 PM UTC

#1389

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Sudo I woke up today and didn't take any opiates for an hour and just tried to thug it out and felt good but physically very sick and sore and I knew it would get worse and I would have to lie down all day and wish I was dead. So I took 4mg of suboxone which didn't do anything so I sniffed 9mg of hydros emollient and now feel alot better but GOLDANG I really can't go thru life on opiates everyday anymore. It's been years and I'm old, tired and unhealthy. I'll never have a nontoxic relationship if I can't get off em and will function at a lower level and my kids will eventually realize I'm a loser.

What I'm saying is I need one of you to be my avatar and live my life for like 4-5 days while I detox. I'll pay you in cheese sandwiches. Serious inquiries only

What kind of cheese?

2022-05-15 at 1:37 PM UTC

#1390

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Lodger Free Don't be silly, he was being a peeping Tom.. what else is there to do in Fucking Ass North Dakota?👌👌👌

You think everywhere but commiefornia is nothing but rural country nothing. What a narrow band of experience you have.

2022-05-15 at 1:43 PM UTC

#1391

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Speedy Parker What kind of cheese?

What kind does your havardi desire?

Originally posted by Kafka I booked to go to a cat cafe I can’t wait

Are you telling me there are cafes run by cats that are so booked they are appointment only? I'd be excited for that too

2022-05-15 at 1:45 PM UTC

#1392

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

Originally posted by Kafka I booked to go to a cat cafe I can’t wait

What will you do if you have a drink with him and end up waking up inside a suitcase in the closet?

2022-05-15 at 1:49 PM UTC

#1393

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Sudo What kind does your havardi desire?

Are you telling me there are cafes run by cats that are so booked they are appointment only? I'd be excited for that too

Dubliner Cheese

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

Sudo

2022-05-15 at 1:51 PM UTC

#1394

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Speedy Parker Dubliner Cheese

I'll make it a double. I believe your bubble yum ass may be equipped to handle some aspects of me loife so I can advance you a cheese sandwich on good faith

2022-05-15 at 2:31 PM UTC

#1395

Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

Originally posted by Sudo I'll make it a double. I believe your bubble yum ass may be equipped to handle some aspects of me loife so I can advance you a cheese sandwich on good faith

I can handle opiates and you obviously can't.

2022-05-15 at 2:33 PM UTC

#1396

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by Speedy Parker I can handle opiates and you obviously can't.

im sure you can also handle cocks.

in more ways than one

2022-05-15 at 2:37 PM UTC

#1397

Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

Originally posted by Speedy Parker I can handle opiates and you obviously can't.

I don't think you know what you are talking about. I have been battling opiate addiction coupled with chronic pain for over half me loife. My bawdy hamdles them quite well, it's just difficult to function without them.

I think we can surmise that were you to hamdle some hydromorphone of your own it would not be consumed nasally

2022-05-15 at 2:40 PM UTC

#1398