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  1. Originally posted by Lodger Free You're living off of some old shit you read up in Canada but never visited one social gather

    Hell I only visited maybe 5 at best.

    I bet you never even been to Walnut Creek or Todo Santos in Concrud or Cafe Italiano now Silk Roads

    I'll have you know I've been around the block a few times. I've also watched every episode of MacGyver.
  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know I've been around the block a few times. I've also watched every episode of MacGyver.

    Who are you, John Block (inventor of being around the block)?
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    went to town for ciggys and coke and I saw a state cop on the other side of the interstate on my way to town,, then on my way back I saw him again on the other side of the interstate, I was doin 85 oops, so I watches his ass and just as he went behind a forest I saw his liths come on and his break lights as he was about to cross the median. I slid into the rest area , parking is behind the rest stop so I went in to take a piss then went about my way home,, got off next exit and there he was at the store, he looked at me but didn't go back to his car so here I am getting to tell y'all this story
  4. Who are you, John Stories (inventor of stories)?
  5. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know I've been around the block a few times. I've also watched every episode of MacGyver.

    Not your first Rodeo?😆
  6. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT went to town for ciggys and coke and I saw a state cop on the other side of the interstate on my way to town,, then on my way back I saw him again on the other side of the interstate, I was doin 85 oops, so I watches his ass and just as he went behind a forest I saw his liths come on and his break lights as he was about to cross the median. I slid into the rest area , parking is behind the rest stop so I went in to take a piss then went about my way home,, got off next exit and there he was at the store, he looked at me but didn't go back to his car so here I am getting to tell y'all this story

    He didn't smell cocaine on you?
  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Chilln by the fire toking a J ...❤️
  8. CandyRein Black Hole


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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Teleporting...to my bedroom ❤️

    What a beautiful Saturday...now I'm ready for Sundayyy Fundayyy..

    🌜🌟

    😴
  10. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    nothing much at all. still so full from breakfast. killin time than nap time
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs nothing much at all. still so full from breakfast. killin time than nap time

    shut the fuck up, ya drunk.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I woke up with the stiffest neck I've ever had. Just drank a coffee with protein and lemon ginger collagen and hung with da kidZ now I'm gonna do some mechanic shit and angrily grumble about the frailty of modern existence
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo I woke up with the stiffest neck I've ever had. Just drank a coffee with protein and lemon ginger collagen and hung with da kidZ now I'm gonna do some mechanic shit and angrily grumble about the frailty of modern existence

    nothing you can't fix with 10 mg of hydromorphone 🤤
  14. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Dregs nothing much at all. still so full from breakfast. killin time than nap time

    happy sunday fun day Johnny,
    I woke up to rain and knew it was a day off so I smoked 2 doobies et me some breakfast smoked 2 more and napped for 3 hrs.

    I'm kickin in the TURBO monday morn gonna paint the everlovin fuck outa this old house over yonder git my loot and buy 2000 lbs of quail food
  15. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by WellHung shut the fuck up, ya drunk.

    Not so kindly shut the fuck up yourself and get anally fucked with a blowtorch while a nigger exacto knives your micro peen off. than another nigger will cheese grate yo brains for dog food. than a chink will not so kindly rip out yo heart blend it up with snake add some ice for an awesome smoothie on a sweltering day

    you're welcome
  16. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by POLECAT happy sunday fun day Johnny,
    I woke up to rain and knew it was a day off so I smoked 2 doobies et me some breakfast smoked 2 more and napped for 3 hrs.

    I'm kickin in the TURBO monday morn gonna paint the everlovin fuck outa this old house over yonder git my loot and buy 2000 lbs of quail food

    happy sunday pole. sounds all awesome. cheers to a happy life

    i am 7 days sober... feeling more and more awesome every day
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    why would you do that for?
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  19. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by POLECAT why would you do that for?

    just swelling in the legs 90% cuz of the booze and just needed a bit of break from it. the swelling has come down and just feeling great. probably be back drinking soon enough though. funny shit how one changes over the yrs. if this was even a yr back i wouldn't have cared at all about the smelling nor think of taking a small break from drinking. gotta love life
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