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  1. Screwing my dick into a coaxial outlet
  2. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?

    See what happens when you joke or not joke on social media

    Feds come kick your door in


    Yet they hang up the phone on me when I reported Jeff Hunter and the manifesto but put their foot on the knock of the singer of The Coup for their album cover
  3. The truth is that at at he end of the day, John Corpse (widely credited as the inventor of corpses) never learnt how to manufacture a single corpse in his life. He inherited the mortuary facilities that would eventually become his corpse workshops from his father, whose decades of involvement in the human remains industry had resulted in his business accumulating the finest corpsemen on the whole Eastern seaboard.

    So it was that the John Corpse ended up in just the right place and the right time for his company to invent corpses, and for him to take credit for the work of countless artisans, craftsmen and scientists responsible in creating the technology upon which he so gleefully places his family name. Another tragedy of capitalism and the impact of generational wealth upon history.
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  4. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Screwing my dick into a coaxial outlet

    That pin ain't sanitary
  5. Clipping my dick into RJ11 port
  6. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    What are you, Sour Pound Cake, inventor of Faggot Pound Cake


  7. Threading my penis pins into VGA cable
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  8. Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Catagory 5
  9. Installing my dick in NVME slot
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  10. G African Astronaut
  11. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    im gonna get oreo cheesecake ice cream 🥰
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just started 112 quail eggs in the incubator,, all from my personal quail.
    gonna buy special eggs next month till then I'm just hatching my eggs
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  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just cut down my 2 pot plants
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just set up two new pot plants ext to my new mushroom grow room. Free drugs a'cmon folks.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've been trying to take the box off a truck and put another one on but my impacts need more juice and my torque is too big so I've gotta buy a breaker bar. I blew 80 bucks on has today what the fuck.

    I did a quote for this super rich old white guy who lives in the states too. We have the same motorcycle and I think he likes me and doesn't care what I'll charge him.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lunch break ❤️
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Ziplining in The Red River Gorge.
  18. Pissing a crystal clear urine with probably the purity of artesian mineral water that was just tapped and fished forth from the ground as a spring like glass.
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  19. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Omg it smells so bad 🤢
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