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  1. #41
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting tell her if its bloody ill take the road thats muddy

    Gross
  2. #42
    cigreting Dark Matter
    just make her clean it off with her mouth when done

    One time me and my buddy were in a golf cart in the woods drinking beer with this slut and my buddy starts pounding her ass cuz we dont have any condoms then she starts to suk my dik while i laugh sitting there on the cart while her ass is getting destroyed and chuging brews. So my buddy pulls out n skeets in the bushes and i start to pound her butt for a while then pull out and grab her head and tell her to suk me dry. She does n says it tastes like bug spray, i say well i guess u had bugspray up ur ass then

    good times
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  3. #43
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Staring up with grimacing face
  4. #44
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Though LOL @ bug spray.
  5. #45
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cigreting just make her clean it off with her mouth when done

    One time me and my buddy were in a golf cart in the woods drinking beer with this slut and my buddy starts pounding her ass cuz we dont have any condoms then she starts to suk my dik while i laugh sitting there on the cart while her ass is getting destroyed and chuging brews. So my buddy pulls out n skeets in the bushes and i start to pound her butt for a while then pull out and grab her head and tell her to suk me dry. She does n says it tastes like bug spray, i say well i guess u had bugspray up ur ass then

    good times

    Shagging trannies good then yeah?
  6. #46
    cigreting Dark Matter
    ya shagin ure granps gud fgt
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free Grabbing an ass will get you time in da pokey

    The 70s are over

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am leaving for good. I'm going to spend more time working and if I go on the internet it will be strictly Youtube and Reddit.

    Fuck off for life!

    Die in Nuclear War!
  8. #48
    Lodger Free African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    You have a serious OCD problem.

    Rayman, Did you fart?
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lodger Free You have a serious OCD problem.

    Rayman, Did you fart?

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I am leaving for good. I'm going to spend more time working and if I go on the internet it will be strictly Youtube and Reddit.

    Fuck off for life!

    Die in Nuclear War!
  10. #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by gadzooks actually I technically have an apartment and an upper level three bedroom suite but I can't really live in either.

    is gadzooks deceased?
  11. #51
    WellHung Black Hole
    The Roman legions were known to be more destructive on dry land. However, the Greeks, particularly the Spartans, were known to be the superior seafarers.
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