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Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous times
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2022-04-20 at 4:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny only betas think and preceed to do just that.
REAL MEN tame wild beasts and train monsters.
Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest...They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3..."
No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner. -
2022-04-20 at 4:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"
No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.
real men cook their own food -
2022-04-20 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rape Monster real men cook their own food
Yes but not all the time. After a hard annoying day at work it's good to have a reason to yell at the old lady...having her cook means you can get home taste her slop and start with "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? I WORK ALL FUCKING DAY AND COME HOME TO THIS CRAP!!!" -
2022-04-20 at 4:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes but not all the time. After a hard annoying day at work it's good to have a reason to yell at the old lady…having her cook means you can get home taste her slop and start with "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? I WORK ALL FUCKING DAY AND COME HOME TO THIS CRAP!!!"
thats abuse -
2022-04-20 at 4:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes but not all the time. After a hard annoying day at work it's good to have a reason to yell at the old lady…having her cook means you can get home taste her slop and start with "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? I WORK ALL FUCKING DAY AND COME HOME TO THIS CRAP!!!"
how many divorces have you had again? -
2022-04-20 at 4:53 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-20 at 5:01 PM UTCgadzooks post a photo
I'm going to lol hard if she's like half your size -
2022-04-20 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"
No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.
Sounds kinda selfish. -
2022-04-20 at 6:03 PM UTC
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2022-04-20 at 6:39 PM UTCGadzooks you're so self destructive it's adorable. I wonder if you pay your debts or just intend to but always fuck upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2022-04-20 at 6:42 PM UTCplease do please do post the pic.
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2022-04-20 at 6:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Incorrect. REAL men don't have the time to piss around with a wildebeest…They want to get home to a clean house, have a beer poured and ready and dinner already in process. Then silence unless she's spoken to, none of that "boring" chit chat that women like to engage in such was "I saw Mary in town today she was telling me blah blah fucking blahhhh" or "I was watching the news at lunchtime and saw all that stuff about Russia starting WW3…"
No, a real man wants a house servant who shuts up, sucked dick and can make a great roast dinner.
This shit is why I’ve never caught feelings for a guy and won’t get married. You’re all the same. -
2022-04-20 at 6:50 PM UTCidisagree with that shit completely. i dont need anyone to cook for me or suck dick on demand. thats stupid.
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2022-04-20 at 6:50 PM UTCwho would want some sex and nanny slave?
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2022-04-20 at 6:53 PM UTCI could never live one life anyway but I definitely wouldn’t waste my precious life being concerned about someone selfish. Whenever there’s only guys in my life that’s when things go wrong because of their drama. I try not to take them seriously but it’s still depressing like that guy trying to cheat on his gf with me, the nerve.
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2022-04-20 at 7:11 PM UTC
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2022-04-20 at 7:23 PM UTC
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2022-04-20 at 7:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL men as pointed out in the post!
I don’t think that’s what a real man is, I would say they’re less than human, heartless. No one really wants to be with someone who doesn’t care about them. I think men who are threatened by strong women are very very fragile. -
2022-04-20 at 7:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kafka I don’t think that’s what a real man is, I would say they’re less than human, heartless. No one really wants to be with someone who doesn’t care about them. I think men who are threatened by strong women are very very fragile.
It's a joke, in reality a REAL man is happy to talk about WW3 with a dimwit and wear a flowery pinny while he makes avocado toast for his soulmate. -
2022-04-20 at 7:48 PM UTCAvocado toast was nothing but a vegetarian thing in the hippy era.
Some fag makes it an expensive trendy food for 12 bucks.
