Are mopeds cool at all?

2017-03-28 at 12:47 AM UTC

#61

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader thats not a crotch rocket. his 600cc is just slightly more than an rpg, but still falls short … very very short of a rocket. its somewhere in the range of cruise missile. its not even in the class of ICBMs, or CBMof any kind.

too much for talibans … to inadequate for everything else serious.

my rs125 can outrun his four faggot stroke 600cc anytime of the day … year …. etc etc.

your analogy sucks more dick than you did that weekend you were the only contestant in the national NAMBLA sausage sucking competition.

2017-03-28 at 5:40 PM UTC

#62

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by infinityshock your analogy sucks

of dear. i sorry i forgot your the master of anal-orgy. so so sorryy.

2017-03-29 at 3:06 PM UTC

#63

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by mmQ It's like dropping a metal spoon into the disposal, at that.

2017-03-30 at 4:10 PM UTC

#64

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

/thread

2017-03-30 at 4:24 PM UTC

#65

infinityshock Black Hole

my bike gets 40mpg and is faster than almost everything on 4 wheels

2017-03-30 at 6:07 PM UTC

#66

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock my bike gets 40mpg and is faster than almost everything on 4 wheels

Pics or it didn't happen

2017-03-30 at 6:52 PM UTC

#67

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Mopeds are a sign to women that you have a fat, throbbing testosterone filled cock, because you need to pansy down in order not to murder someone and make steak out of them. Mopeds make pussies moist, like Miatas.

2017-03-31 at 12:11 AM UTC

#68

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Darth Beaver

/thread

LAID* = BY OTHER MEN.

2017-04-24 at 10:48 AM UTC

#69

Esplender Tuskegee Airman [my gynecological profit-maximising katar]

Y'all niggas ain't man enough to even ride a moped to begin with. You're all like "oooh~ I need something to match with my fabulous idea of masculinity" n shit like a bunch of bitches talking about fashion

2017-04-24 at 3:13 PM UTC

#70

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader LAID* = BY OTHER MEN.

When you grow up you will realize how stupid you are right now.

2017-04-24 at 4:55 PM UTC

#71

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Esplender Y'all niggas ain't man enough to even ride a moped to begin with. You're all like "oooh~ I need something to match with my fabulous idea of masculinity" n shit like a bunch of bitches talking about fashion

well ... their fashion cant get them from 0-60mph in 3.6sec. mine can.

2017-04-24 at 5:12 PM UTC

#72

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Darth Beaver When you grow up you will realize how stupid you are right now.

how would you normally describe your riding position ?

2017-04-24 at 5:37 PM UTC

#73

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader how would you normally describe your riding position ?

Did the other kids snicker when you showed them your scribble at recess?

2017-04-24 at 5:39 PM UTC

#74

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Darth Beaver When you grow up you will realize how stupid you are right now.

I'll fuck your ass, pikedad

2017-04-24 at 5:43 PM UTC

#75

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll fuck your ass, pikedad

Wow, how do you keep up the crushing wit?

2017-04-24 at 5:55 PM UTC

#76

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by Darth Beaver Did the other kids snicker when you showed them your scribble at recess?

how do you sincker ???

2017-04-24 at 8:34 PM UTC

#77

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by benny vader how do you sincker ???

I don't know. When the dictionary includes a definition for sincker I'll look it up and get back to you. As for snickering I can do it to your face or behind your back. Whichever makes you the most uncomfortable.

2017-04-24 at 9:35 PM UTC

#78

bling bling Dark Matter

get a 50cc engine to do 20000 rpms pm and u can make ur living ur hole life betting ppl 20 bux on a 100m drag race

2017-04-24 at 9:36 PM UTC

#79

bling bling Dark Matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im7Xz1Ju0Sw

ahhhahahueheuhehuh loool it GOES VROOOOOOOM OMG OM IT GOEES VROOOOOOMMMMMM sad fuckres

2017-04-24 at 9:51 PM UTC

#80

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by bling bling get a 50cc engine to do 20000 rpms pm and u can make ur living ur hole life betting ppl 20 bux on a 100m drag race

you're saying if I give you $20 you'll let me dump my nut butter into your hole while pumping at 20000rpms...because that's how you make a living?

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