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2022-03-10 at 1:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson People wear ties and they don't do anything either.
True. So lets go through what are ties meant to convey. Ties are uncomfortable, constrictive and potentially dangerous. People have been choaked by them I am sure. They are mean to convey professionalism, respect, and conformity. If you aren't professional they are meant to convey aspirations to profession-hood.
Masks. Not even masks that could stop a disease. Surgical masks. They are uncomfortable, meant to help keep wound sites clean, not meant to prevent a pandemic. They convey medical expertise, professional excellence, and technical expertise and ability. If you don't have these abilities they are meant to convey aspirations to such. If you aren't professional they are meant to convey submission to professional principles of disease minimisation.
Ties at least work in getting you a job. Masks, at least cloth masks, or the cheap disposable polypropylene ones most people wear, are proven not to work. -
2022-03-10 at 4:23 AM UTCMasks are just a security blanket for brainwashed, low-IQ morons. It gives them that warm and fuzzy feeling of comfort, and they feel like heroes doing their civic duty.
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2022-03-10 at 4:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Masks are just a security blanket for brainwashed, low-IQ morons. It gives them that warm and fuzzy feeling of comfort, and they feel like heroes doing their civic duty.
I like to wear mine just to piss people off. No other reason than just knowing that because I'm wearing one, it makes them shake with rage and get all red in the face. I just sit there smiling and laughing at my ability to control their emotions just from wearing a thing. People shake their head at me, curse at me, call me a little bitch, a punk ass sheep motherfucker, a stupid crybaby faggot, and I just laugh and grab more masks from my pocket and put them on too. It sends them into an absolute seething tantrum where they practically want to fight me. And all the while I just sit there, not saying a single word, controlling their emotions like the puppets they are.
It's absolutely hilarious to me to watch grown adults act like little toddlers because of a cloth on my face that affects them in no way whatsoever. Talk about acting like a little bitch! LOLThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 6:50 PM UTC
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2022-03-10 at 6:52 PM UTCIf I was hiring someone today and interviewing people here's how it would go.
"Gentleman walks in, no mask...want's to shake hands"
"young lady walked in Mask and Mascara-ed up, short skirt, black stockings"
Guess who's getting the job...that's right, the mask wearer. -
2022-03-10 at 7:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I was hiring someone today and interviewing people here's how it would go.
"Gentleman walks in, no mask…want's to shake hands"
"young lady walked in Mask and Mascara-ed up, short skirt, black stockings"
Guess who's getting the job…that's right, the mask wearer.
And she lets one rip right in the office and pulls out a picture of her riding on her JOHN DEERE TRACTOR
Ooooooof Marone! -
2022-03-10 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 And she lets one rip right in the office and pulls out a picture of her riding on her JOHN DEERE TRACTOR
Ooooooof Marone!
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/07/23/covid-could-spread-flatulence-say-ministers/
Was she wearing a mask on her butthole?
Mandatory butthole masks need to be a first line of defence against future pandemics.
Beware the silent but deadly covid fart. Smells like korma, spreads death.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2022-03-10 at 10:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Masks too if your potential employer is a mask proponent!
"Wow that guy was very conscientious…masked up AND wearing a smart tie, I think I'll hire him."
I'd be more like.. this fool thinks wearing a mask will stop an airborne virus. I better tell him don't call me I'll call you. -
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