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  1. #41
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    They cured cooties in 1975. Before that you couldn't touch girls.
  2. #42
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker They cured cooties in 1975. Before that you couldn't touch girls.

    I heard they used to pick cootie sores of off girls and sell them as snacks for kids, called Chewties.
  3. #43
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by mmQ I heard they used to pick cootie sores of off girls and sell them as snacks for kids, called Chewties.

    That is an urban legend partially based on truth. In the public school systems in 4th grade you had to bring in a cigar box and decorate it in art class for your art supplies box. Many girls in the 60's and early 70's would pick their cootie scabs and glue them to the cigar boxes. This made sure that no boys would steal their crayons, glue, or glitter.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #44
    If I went to steal something and it was covered with cooties, I'd take a pass on the theft.
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why not just wear an anti-cooties cloak?
  6. #46
    Originally posted by mmQ Why not just wear an anti-cooties cloak?

    I never handle cooties, just out of principle.
  7. #47
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I never handle cooties, just out of principle.

    Even dead cooties can be contagious.
  8. #48
    Even cootered cooties can be a hazard.
  9. #49
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Covid has been cured by Vladimir Putin, who gave the hysterics something else to worry about.
  10. #50
    So time to Woman down then?
  11. #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's have sex, team.
  12. #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nevermind sorry I need to get better at posting on topic. Fuck! Im sorry
  13. #53
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Are you scared of covid? If not you should be. New and scary variants could emerge at any minute. Remember to take your vaccine (which does nothing other than make you sick) and wear your mask (which does nothing at all).
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Donald Trump and wear your mask (which does nothing at all).

    People wear ties and they don't do anything either.
  15. #55
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson People wear ties and they don't do anything either.

    ^Still posting dumb shit
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Still posting dumb shit

    Still reading it
  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still reading it

    ^Admits his posts are dumb shit
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Admits his posts are dumb shit

    Admits he reads dumb shit..and continually quotes it
  19. #59
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    no u no u no u no u no u no u no u no u no YOU! HRMPH!!!!

    I admit my posts are dumb shit, and I admit I read other dumb shit posts.

    Thanks
  20. #60
    Speedy comes to Nis for serious in-depth discourse...everyone comes here for dumb shit.
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