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What I’m looking for in a friend:

  1. 2022-03-05 at 8:42 PM UTC
    #81
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Right right. Well Solstice you be quiet now while Mal attempts to determine whether or not Kafka is using an alt to bait people into friendship.

    I like you funny words magic man! Im not trying to bait anyone into friendship. I'm questioning inconsistencies because I'm a curious human.
  2. 2022-03-05 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #82
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Uh
  3. 2022-03-05 at 8:44 PM UTC
    #83
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Oh I read that wrong. I don't think she's an alt.
  4. 2022-03-05 at 8:54 PM UTC
    #84
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by frala Uh

    those are fighting words
  5. 2022-03-05 at 8:58 PM UTC
    #85
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Lol they sure did start a hell of a fight once upon a time.

    And I know this post is gonna get thanked by
    🍬🍭🌧
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  6. 2022-03-05 at 8:58 PM UTC
    #86
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Mal had her right arm amputated above the elbow.
  7. 2022-03-05 at 9:01 PM UTC
    #87
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Candy "misdemeanor" rain
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  8. 2022-03-05 at 9:01 PM UTC
    #88
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can't stand the rain...
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  9. 2022-03-05 at 9:38 PM UTC
    #89
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I can't stand the rain…

    Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.
  10. 2022-03-05 at 9:40 PM UTC
    #90
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.

    Yeah light rain is dope

    It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain
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  11. 2022-03-05 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #91
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah light rain is dope

    It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain

    Did you end up working out tonight or? I'm pouring myself a sherry and watching some Nazi documentaries. Nothing mental tonight, at least.
  12. 2022-03-05 at 9:43 PM UTC
    #92
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    IMA HAVE TO SEE UR LITTLE SNATCH BEFORE WE CAN HANG OUT, oh and I tend to yell a lot about not being a dumb fucker
  13. 2022-03-05 at 9:44 PM UTC
    #93
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Did you end up working out tonight or? I'm pouring myself a sherry and watching some Nazi documentaries. Nothing mental tonight, at least.

    don't tell mat
  14. 2022-03-05 at 9:47 PM UTC
    #94
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Did you end up working out tonight or? I'm pouring myself a sherry and watching some Nazi documentaries. Nothing mental tonight, at least.

    It's still late afternoon here. I just got back from an indoor kids play place with my babymom and her friend. There was a girl there who had dragged her friend by her hair before so they were kinda awkward but it was a good time. Tons of hawt single moms trying to build reports with attentive Dads with kids. Saturday was super busy but during the week probably better leering hours
  15. 2022-03-05 at 9:48 PM UTC
    #95
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo It's still late afternoon here. I just got back from an indoor kids play place with my babymom and her friend. There was a girl there who had dragged her friend by her hair before so they were kinda awkward but it was a good time. Tons of hawt single moms trying to build reports with attentive Dads with kids. Saturday was super busy but during the week probably better leering hours

    Aw man that girl I'm banging dragged me to a play area the other day cause it was her kid's birthday. I sat there eating a Sundae and realised I had rogered the girl behind the desk. I wondered why she kept staring at me.
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  16. 2022-03-05 at 10:01 PM UTC
    #96
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I love that Roger is still britslang for banging. We're pirate ships called the jolly Roger because women used to run away to pirate ships to get trains ran on them (and these were days before trains)

    Either way, kids indoor play places are hotbeds of horny, desperate women
  17. 2022-03-05 at 10:08 PM UTC
    #97
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo I love that Roger is still britslang for banging. We're pirate ships called the jolly Roger because women used to run away to pirate ships to get trains ran on them (and these were days before trains)

    Either way, kids indoor play places are hotbeds of horny, desperate women

    I've legit never heard that term used for banging and I grew up with British tv. Learn something knew
  18. 2022-03-05 at 10:18 PM UTC
    #98
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I've legit never heard that term used for banging and I grew up with British tv. Learn something knew

    I used to say "Roger the missus" all the time and got other people to say it. I also started saying "proper" and my old co accused got a tattoo of the word on his hand, I guess expecting me to do the same.
  19. 2022-03-05 at 10:28 PM UTC
    #99
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Solstice It honestly doesn't pay to be nice to anyone, no wonder I do volunteer work with animals instead.

    It's ironic I can agree ao much with this. I'll give you credit, your one redeeming quality is that you are kind to animals. I can respect that. Not much else though.
  20. 2022-03-05 at 10:46 PM UTC
    #100
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by hydromorphone It's ironic I can agree ao much with this. I'll give you credit, your one redeeming quality is that you are kind to animals. I can respect that. Not much else though.

    Thank you.

    The rest was mean so I edited it.
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