2022-03-05 at 8:44 PM UTC
Oh I read that wrong. I don't think she's an alt.
2022-03-05 at 8:58 PM UTC
Lol they sure did start a hell of a fight once upon a time.
And I know this post is gonna get thanked by
🍬🍭🌧
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2022-03-05 at 8:58 PM UTC
Mal had her right arm amputated above the elbow.
2022-03-05 at 9:01 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
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2022-03-05 at 9:01 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I can't stand the rain...
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2022-03-05 at 9:40 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.
Yeah light rain is dope
It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain
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2022-03-05 at 9:43 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
IMA HAVE TO SEE UR LITTLE SNATCH BEFORE WE CAN HANG OUT, oh and I tend to yell a lot about not being a dumb fucker
2022-03-05 at 9:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
It's still late afternoon here. I just got back from an indoor kids play place with my babymom and her friend. There was a girl there who had dragged her friend by her hair before so they were kinda awkward but it was a good time. Tons of hawt single moms trying to build reports with attentive Dads with kids. Saturday was super busy but during the week probably better leering hours
Aw man that girl I'm banging dragged me to a play area the other day cause it was her kid's birthday. I sat there eating a Sundae and realised I had rogered the girl behind the desk. I wondered why she kept staring at me.
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2022-03-05 at 10:01 PM UTC
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I love that Roger is still britslang for banging. We're pirate ships called the jolly Roger because women used to run away to pirate ships to get trains ran on them (and these were days before trains)
Either way, kids indoor play places are hotbeds of horny, desperate women
2022-03-05 at 10:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone
It's ironic I can agree ao much with this. I'll give you credit, your one redeeming quality is that you are kind to animals. I can respect that. Not much else though.
Thank you.
The rest was mean so I edited it.
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