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  1. #81
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT eating chickens need not be free to run outside the coop, you get 50 or 100 from the getting place and they are full grown fryers at 12 weeks. egg chickens last for 3 to 4 years, and if grown when you get them you only have to keep them in the coop for 3 days and make sure to feed inside the coop so they have reason to come back at first.

    never hang the chicken after chopping the head off till it stops kicking and bleeding , Lop it off and let go so it can have its final dance

    THE FINAL CHICKEN DANCE MAKES CHRIS BROWN LOOK LIKE STEPHEN HAWKING
  2. #82
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Polecat is a mountain man and you’re just gonna have to accept him for what he is. Don’t try to understand it or conform him.

    Have you ever had a mountain man omelette?
  3. #83
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can also catch smol mouf bass at da lake by my house and probly some other kinda fish but thr locals go across thr road to this bigger more awesome lake which has yuge mouf bass. I think I'll be relatively ok when society collapses. I have a fast car and a big truck and when I fix my suv I'll have a fam vehicle too. The big thing is energy right now so I gotta fix my chimley and get some solar anals
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  4. #84
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wish I had an encirclement of trees around me at all times.
  5. #85
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I have a tree 95 feet tall right next to my bedroom its so big itl squish the whole place if it falls.
    its my only looming Danger.

    I have spent hrs planning ways to cut it down, The top is going to land on the neighbors yard across the road.
  6. #86
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT I have a tree 95 feet tall right next to my bedroom its so big itl squish the whole place if it falls.
    its my only looming Danger.

    I have spent hrs planning ways to cut it down, The top is going to land on the neighbors yard across the road.

    I used to do tree cutting. Do you have the spurs and chaps? Do u prefer huskies or stihl? Best thing would be to climb up and tie to the top and drop down to where I wanna Chop it at. Then get your Rick to pull on it as you cut (make sure you're not cutting a branch you're supported by like wile e coyote VERY IMPORTANT) and it will fall in thr direction you want it to. Shimmy down and get Rick the throw the rope back up and repeat. For big stump removal I find it's best to cut in two to make main stump smaller than chop the smaller roots away

    But me personally I wouldn't chop down a huge old tree. It's been there longer than you and should remain there. The huge trees around me are home to ravens and Maybe a bald eagle will perch in that tree. You can't really call yourself a PATRIOT if you are chppping down an eagles home for your own convenience. You could chop 30 feet off and leave the roots and it would keep growing and you'll feel safer. Don't do it, it's not worf it
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  7. #87
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't climb and cut, I would when I was younger and Rick is no good at teamwork anymore so I cant trust his help in that situation.

    I hear ya on cutting the top out tho, the tree gives nice shade in the summer and I only want it down so I don't wake up dead from it falling on me
  8. #88
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Poledad, I have to redo my basement which requires tearing up most of the drywall in 2 of the rooms and searching dor crax. One section of this covers the backside of where the washer and dryer are so making sure no water gets in is a priority.

    So on the washer and dryer side is the side entrance which is also the main entrance and exit of the house. I want/need to make the existing 2nd(main) floor deck a mud/coat room. Another issue is the posts are basically hanging and go into a small little flower bed thing.

    So basically, I have to tear up the drywall, fix cracks, ensure water has somewhere to go, fix posts and build deck into a mudroom. Does this seem like th3 correct order of operations to you? I can fly you out to sunny Newfoundland where we can assess the situation properly

    When I just typed "properly" my phone suggested "poledad" and this makes me chortle. Thank you
  9. #89
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    what state is newfoundland in
  10. #90
    Originally posted by POLECAT what state is newfoundland in

    Canada is divided up into ten provinces (states) and three territories (unincorporated states). So 13 provinces (states) in all. Newfoundland is one of the provinces.
  11. #91
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh canada,, well I can go up there cuz I'm not a commie vaxed moron.
    pics of the basement?
  12. #92
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT oh canada,, well I can go up there cuz I'm not a commie vaxed moron.
    pics of the basement?

    You can literally sled over the border.

    Pics of basement won't really make a difference without the deck and flowerbed for context. Just add me on snapchat
  13. #93
    You can walk right into Canada in the winter at the St. Lawrence river in upstate New York, where the old forts are.
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  14. #94
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no. I don't snap.
    ok so if there is water getting in the basement you may need a trench at the wall leaking with drainage pipe in trench with crushed stone, this will have to be daylighted outside, by daylighted I mean that pipe has to go out of the basement and out to a place where is has drop all the way to the top of the ground out in the yard or woods, only other way is to dig a sump pump hole in the basement and run drainage to that sump and pump it out from there..
    fixing the cracks is not really going to fix the issue by its self, cracks are cracks till they are removed not covered up to come back later ,, never forget Crack is wackkkkkkkk
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  15. #95
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can walk right into Canada in the winter at the St. Lawrence river in upstate New York, where the old forts are.

    NO, I'll never go to a commie country. I'll stay right here in my commie country thank you very much
  16. #96
    Originally posted by POLECAT NO, I'll never go to a commie country. I'll stay right here in my commie country thank you very much

    Well, if you'd ever like to be ruled by nazi scum and have all your rights and freedoms robbed from you and your bank account frozen for not towing the political narrative, you're always welcome to Canada.
  17. #97
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    thank you, that means very little to me but thank you anyway
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  18. #98
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT no. I don't snap.
    ok so if there is water getting in the basement you may need a trench at the wall leaking with drainage pipe in trench with crushed stone, this will have to be daylighted outside, by daylighted I mean that pipe has to go out of the basement and out to a place where is has drop all the way to the top of the ground out in the yard or woods, only other way is to dig a sump pump hole in the basement and run drainage to that sump and pump it out from there..
    fixing the cracks is not really going to fix the issue by its self, cracks are cracks till they are removed not covered up to come back later ,, never forget Crack is wackkkkkkkk

    Yeah there's that flower bed tho so it's all dirt and stuff and I'd like to keep that there so was just gonna put some weeping tile all along the wall and drain it out. Because of the mayout of the basement it's difficult to put a sump pump anywhere it will have a good effect so I've just got this huge generator sized trash pump. Going to put fabric below the tile tovmake sure it doesn't end up collecting under it.

    So after doing that I'm gonna reinforce the posts on the deck with something other than concrete so as not to fuck up the bed. The walls of the bed are railway ties.
  19. #99
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    well, there ya go then
  20. Y’all are so cute like just Tim The Toolman and Al Borland
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