2022-03-03 at 4:33 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Made sure there’s a lot less salt in my diet too these days to be honest
2022-03-03 at 5:04 PM UTC
I'd like to buy a couple of Subway sandwiches with the "Buy one, get one free" coupon that I've been mailed...AGAIN.
The problem the last time they did this was that I tried to use their coupon and every Subway I tried to use the coupon at had a sign up stating that they didn't honor that coupon.
That kind of nonsense pisses me off. Aren't all Subways independently owned so that the coupon is useless and misleading advertising?
2022-03-03 at 6:56 PM UTC
The marketing name doesn't say anything about turkey's growing bacon...
2022-03-03 at 8:13 PM UTC
ACTUALLY it comes from all of your moms except mine, so there
2022-03-03 at 8:15 PM UTC
$50 worth of flex fuel, at $4.01 a gallon.
2022-03-03 at 8:30 PM UTC
I think I'll fill up again on the way home, still got 1/2 tank but I'm guessing it will be 15c a gallon more tomorrow anyway...plus if shit hits the fan overnight I'll have a full tank to get out of dodge.
2022-03-03 at 8:46 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
230 in tobacco, 268 at the walmart for coffee maker and vittles and 203 at BJ's for more vittles and then 40 bucks for 2 nice ribeyes at the meat store on the way home