2022-03-01 at 6:50 AM UTC
Heaven only knows where you've been
But I don't really need to know
I know where you're gonna go
On my heart where you're resting your head
And you just look so beautiful
Just like you were an angel
Can I stop the flow of time?
Can I swim in your divine?
'Cause I don't think I'd ever leave this place
Oh
Turn the lights, turn the lights down low
Yeah
Now I'm feeling you breathing slow
'Cause, baby, we're just reckless kids
Tryna find an island in the flood
Oh
Turn the lights, turn the lights down low
OhπΌπ
2022-03-01 at 7:01 AM UTC
Welp...πππ΄
Looks like it's time to ride this cloud on out of here...
*Tips hat to random sheep*
Ma'am...
*Rides cloud into the night sky*
2022-03-02 at 2:39 PM UTC
Fuck my whole night was ruined by being diarrhea poisoned by Panera Broccoli Cheddar soup + caprese sammish
2022-03-02 at 9:08 PM UTC
Thats because you accidentally ordered the Pantera Broccoli Cheddar soup.
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2022-03-02 at 9:15 PM UTC
plump and sassy like a 22yr old Manchester munter after 4 pints of Guinness and a bag o' chips,
"ya gowna eat, ya gowna fuck?"
"First I'm gonna eat, then I'm gonna fuck"
2022-03-02 at 9:18 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I have an invoice saying I owe 18,395.00 by December 15th 2022,, I feel funny about it
2022-03-02 at 9:19 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
its for the snowmobile I ordered today
2022-03-02 at 9:58 PM UTC
Excited about my new couch coming in a few minutes.. π
2022-03-02 at 9:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein
Excited about my new couch coming in a few minutes.. π
Will you be Christening it tonight?
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2022-03-03 at 2:35 PM UTC
Ooh Chile!
I got the giggles something fierce!!
π
2022-03-03 at 3:21 PM UTC
Disgusted but not surprised that βUkrainian girlβ is trending on Pornhub
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2022-03-03 at 3:54 PM UTC
I'm looking up "Ukrainian girl" on pornhub to verify and I can confirm, this is disgusting!
I mean look at this filth?!
"I PICKED UP AN UKRAINIAN GIRL and i KISSED HER PASSIONATELY (ASS GRABBING)"!?
Total smut! They should be ashamed of themselves. Look at this stuff, it's vile garbage.
"DoeGirls - Nancy A Beautiful Ukrainian Model Strips Naked For Her Horny Boyfriend"?
"I fucked a Ukrainian Ballerina in all her holes and came on her face! FULL Video"?
"I picked up a Ukrainian beauty on the beach and quickly fucked her in the bushes"?
This is outrageous and dehumanizing! They're treating these women like meat due to a national tragedy!
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2022-03-03 at 4:05 PM UTC
im ready to ruffle some nappy hairs
