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ghetto farming guide *any noods come here for advice*
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2017-04-22 at 3:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR Cannabis? The magic number is 1 gram per Watt of light output. If the conditions and genetics are optimal that is the benchmark. You also need to control the climate, though. That can get pretty expensive depending on your location. Fertilizers are expensive, too. I've heard of big plantations that spend 1500€ per watering.
What's your budget?
fertilizers are priced based on their desirability to the plant and how well the plant responds to their application. the same example can be said of people food...as in do you want to eat a 99-cent chicken mcnugget thats made from the trash parts of the what may or may not be a chicken...or culinary art like well prepared veal or enlarged duck-livers that cost more than most people make in several weeks. same applies to plants...you can use cheap-shit like something urea-based...or something the plants appreciate more, like specialty-formulated 'organic' ish fertilizers. urea is garbage for fertilizer.
for example...for years i used commercial fertilizers on my fruit trees and the oranges and star-fruit would always taste bitter-tart, and the mangos would taste only slightly better than store-bought ones. the foliage would grow fine. then i stopped chemically fertilizing the trees and started using compost made from household organic waste, chicken and rabbit droppings, yard trash, specifically-grown composting plants, and processed via earthworms and chickens digging through it...along with added microorganisms. the oranges and star-fruits lost the bitter taste and went to an acidic, sweet flavor, and the mangos tasted much sweeter than the store bought ones.
as a side note...my municipality has literally made it illegal to apply certain chemical fertilizers. obviously i increased my non-food plant chemical fertilization regimen to specifically include the banned fertilizers. one thing i use is TSP powder, liquified, and applied to my entire non-food-plant-area of my yard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-22 at 3:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic can u grow dmt though
DMT is the easiest thing to grow considering that every organism contains it. It's just a bitch to harvest.
Mimosa Hostilis takes a couple years to be harvested and the bad part is that the roots contain the most DMT and your tree will most likely die when you chop of the root bark at that point.
Phalaris Arundinacea is your best bet but you'll need lot of place and a river but you can harvest it annually.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-22 at 3:34 PM UTCcan u grow lsd
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2017-04-22 at 3:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock not so much venting…more like actual physical contact, or even close-contact, with the actual hot-part of that light.
What I mean is that if it hasn't already caught fire, as long as it is properly vented, then I doubt it will push the surrounding cardboard to its autoignition temperature at any point in the future. It's still a risk but if it's been going for a while then it's probable that the heat is being released to the surrounding environment fast enough to where it won't cause the cardboard to combust.
But perhaps not. He did say "ghetto", and this is definitely ghetto as fuck. -
2017-04-22 at 3:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic can u grow lsd
https://erowid.org/archive/rhodium/chemistry/lsd.synthesis.htmlKaff (posted 05-16-98)
It just occurred to me that noone ever mentions acid. I have Fester's book Practical LSD Manufacture but that's about as practical as buying a wheat farm just to make acid. Yeah right Hawaiin Baby woodrose seeds and morning glory seeds have some lysergic acid, but why aren't there any new methods? -
2017-04-22 at 3:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic can u grow lsd
no.
if you could find the microorganism that produced it...and collect it...and cultivate it in a sterile-to-everything-other-than-that-microorganism environment...then process it into a usable drug...then yes, technically you could grow it.
there are still cases of people getting 'sick' with what is technically LSD poisoning from the microorganism growing uncontrolled in various types of grain products. -
2017-04-22 at 3:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock no.
if you could find the microorganism that produced it…and collect it…and cultivate it in a sterile-to-everything-other-than-that-microorganism environment…then process it into a usable drug…then yes, technically you could grow it.
there are still cases of people getting 'sick' with what is technically LSD poisoning from the microorganism growing uncontrolled in various types of grain products.
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2017-04-22 at 3:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I read something once about Mimosa hostillis having more alkaloid content in the roots so you could maybe try aeroponics and just keep cloning them and drowning them in IBA and sugar daddy and keep harvesting and extracting the roots??? mini bonsai DMT farm, I was gonna test this at the crack shack.
That's an interesting idea to be honest. Aeropinoc systems are way to fragile to mess with anything in the gas, though. Would be interesting to see how the plant reacts. You can easily chop up some roots as long as you leave most of it intact. -
2017-04-22 at 3:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by Captain Falcon What I mean is that if it hasn't already caught fire, as long as it is properly vented, then I doubt it will push the surrounding cardboard to its autoignition temperature at any point in the future. It's still a risk but if it's been going for a while then it's probable that the heat is being released to the surrounding environment fast enough to where it won't cause the cardboard to combust.
But perhaps not. He did say "ghetto", and this is definitely ghetto as fuck.
based on that pic...the flammable parts (cardboard, paper-looking thing) are more than close enough to absorb enough heat from that bulb to combust.
it also depends on the bulb itself...some of those CFLs dont get too hot...but some get so hot they need custom-designed heat-sinks to prevent them from literally melting themselves. i had a 'tour' in a high-end CFL bulb design/engineering facility near where i live...it was an enlightening experience. -
2017-04-22 at 3:45 PM UTC
This is a fully grown Mimosa.... -
2017-04-22 at 3:48 PM UTC
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2017-04-22 at 4:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock not sure what the point of that was…but a handful of pictures of some petri dishes and bioreactor bombs comes nowhere close to the actual sophistication required to get the LSD-bearing microorganisms to be produced on a functional scale.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7018848
https://mycotopia.net/topic/61414-lsa-bioreactor-superthread-c-paspali/ -
2017-04-22 at 7:06 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-22 at 7:08 PM UTCthere used to be a fan but i smashed it and taped over the vent hole it wos for the plant more then the light
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2017-04-22 at 7:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling ive run it over 3000 hours over the last yr so stfu idkfd
youre obviously intimately familiar with the laws of averages and the ones murphy came up with.
i cant wait to read the thread you make along the lines of 'urpee doowee fire wee wee wee brrrr house whaaaaa fire woooo lightcaughtghettogrowhouse fooom eepeep ook ook'
you fucking retard...youre not even capable of dressing yourself without professional medical assistance...to say nothing about something as simple as basic literacy...and youre playing with forces that are going to burn your parents' house to the ground.
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2017-04-22 at 7:47 PM UTC
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2017-04-24 at 3:23 AM UTCas u can see the cfl is held up wif a piece of string
