2022-02-22 at 12:11 AM UTC
It's kinda ironic, I meet her and she's recovering from something that is probably omicron, and sporting massive cold sores. Do I avoid her? No. I kiss her and go down on her and all the usual. Meanwhile she thinks willy is full of diseases, won't touch it with her mouth, won't let me fuck her without a condom, etc.
I'm using acyclovir cream so I don't get her cold sores (my mom says I get them, I never remember it, but better safe). I dunno what to think about the whole situation. Does she really think my sperm has diseases? I made fun of this throughout our time together, but maybe she's just the sort of nervous wreck who is so afraid of disease she'll never have unprotected sex. Pregnancy never once same up when I was saying "no I don't want to use a condom" and she was telling me "no use condom".
She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them. Yeah, I know, but she genuinely believes it realistic, because some hollywood celebrities have had children at that sort of age. She's about 35 now. Already way too old.
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2022-02-22 at 12:16 AM UTC
42 and older is a 10% chance of getting pregnant
Probably just doesnt want yours. You don't happen to be pulling a sudo here are you?
2022-02-22 at 12:19 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them.
Wtf?
35/36 is the peak then not worth it after that. People may think I'm a scum bag spreading my seed but that doesn't mean I'm a bad father. I was a degenerate, drug addicted ass hole before I got clean properly and smelt the coffee.
Providing the bastards who get in touch are ones conceived with hot girls I will welcome them into the family.
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2022-02-22 at 12:20 AM UTC
can we see a photo of her?
2022-02-22 at 12:22 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You should pull off the condom and bust on her skin and see if she writhes in agony like it's acidic. It's clearly all in her head. She sounds like a funny trip.
Maybe tell her you jacked off and burned your hand up or your firey diseased sperm rots through condoms. Keep the insanity going
2022-02-22 at 12:41 AM UTC
you referring to your boyfriends penis again?
2022-02-22 at 12:45 AM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 12:46 AM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 12:50 AM UTC
that's so wholesome~!!!! :)
2022-02-22 at 1:36 AM UTC
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2022-02-22 at 1:58 AM UTC
Covertly put some hot sauce on ur fingers before u slip inside her so shes sure u gave her megaaids
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2022-02-22 at 2:10 AM UTC
I did it on accident after cooking one time. Was pretty lel.
2022-02-22 at 2:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump
I got my fingers inside her like once. She loves when I go down on her, but other than that it's a fully dressed willy or no entrance. Her clamped legs could press diamonds.
Thats kinda selectively dumb. Tell her no blowjob no groceries
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2022-02-22 at 2:42 AM UTC
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