Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases

1. 2022-06-13 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #121
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rape Monster wut u got against lesbians

   
   My penis when possible.
2. 2022-06-13 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #122
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Draw her boobs then? Were they good boobs?

   
   They were OK. Exactly like these.
   
   That's not her btw, but it looks a lot like her.
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3. 2022-06-13 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #123
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I'd suck em to show my support for Ukraine.
4. 2022-06-13 at 7:04 PM UTC

   #124
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump She has never even once gone near my willy with her mouth. I kinda respect it. I have sex with hookers sometimes, and they are sucking off my dick like they're calves sucking on a cow and going on about how they love the taste of sperm and how when I cum they cum and it's fake and stupid and annoying.
   
   Groceries is at least honest. I have never seen her orgasm - although the last few times I have gone down on her she seemed to react more than ever before. I do stuff to her with my tongue that made any previous girl I did it to squirt and writhe and nearly squeeze my head like a watermelon with her thighs, but nothing.
   
   OTOH while she isn't glamorous or sexy or sensual or anything, she's honest and pretty and grounded, and I like that.

   
   Buy her some fruit flavored condoms and put whip cream on it. Its like a cocksickle for her and you the whip cream is like throat phlegm lubricating it nicely
5. 2022-06-13 at 7:18 PM UTC

   #125
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Buy her some fruit flavored condoms and put whip cream on it. Its like a cocksickle for her and you the whip cream is like throat phlegm lubricating it nicely

   
   whip out ur cock, let's test it out
6. 2022-06-13 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #126
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster whip out ur cock, let's test it out

   
   You want to suck my dick or should we wait to bring her out from Ukraine?
   
   How did you move around without getting picked off ? Or was this pre Russian invasion. I didn't catch the start of this
7. 2022-06-13 at 7:27 PM UTC

   #127
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump They were OK. Exactly like these.
   
   That's not her btw, but it looks a lot like her.

   
   Cute .. reminds me of someone from youthful years. But she had freckles on her cheecks
8. 2022-06-13 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #128
   

   Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Back Lane Madders You want to suck my dick or should we wait to bring her out from Ukraine?
   
   How did you move around without getting picked off ? Or was this pre Russian invasion. I didn't catch the start of this

   
   I moved around without being picked off by smuggling myself in the assholes of other men
9. 2022-06-13 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #129
   

   Back Lane Madders African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rape Monster I moved around without being picked off by smuggling myself in the assholes of other men

   
   Who are you, Prep H. (Inventor of Phenylephrine)