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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    wanna do a podcast saturday everyone
  2. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I can't stand my nosy fucking neighbour who complains about noise and just...Exists! He's 66 and had a stroke not so long ago, smokes and often repeats himself. It's clear his cunt of a wife wears the pants in the relationship and is not very sociable. I have a good sense for how people feel, especially about others and have come to reason they don't particularly like me, but I honestly don't give a frog's fat ass. I do however care that since moving into this new apartment, I am subject to a 6 month probationary period of sorts. I can do without them fucking complaining as I actually like it here.

    I can't help but think his death would be a major convenience for me.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I am in fact a Gremlin
  4. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I am in fact a sex god
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sudo I am in fact the masked avenger known as SuperNonce

    Wtf why would you out your secret identity like that?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was selling some carribean juice scron might have seen before through one of my Lil bizzes but since forgetting/not caring many cases have now expired so I have like 60 or so bottles of guava juice that's pretty useless for selling so I might see if I know anyone with a still I can make some guava liquor from. Might be amazing because the juice is pretty thick n sugary and could probably sell it to the two closest households to me, which have 8-10 alcoholics between them at any given time
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Penis of crack is an underrated poster who could probably make me laugh consistently in person
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    That Guava juice is too viscous.


    Like..like...THICK FLAVOURED SEMEN.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah it's almost CHEWY
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it wasn't me that pissed in your shoes Randy

    I don't piss
  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Sudo It's insane how fundamentalist Christians are against abortion and assisted suicide. They really like people to suffer personal, private hells on earth.

    A few years ago before all the local papers were Bought by an oil company, there was a 4 page article after a friend of the editors died by assisted suicide. Iirc a few weeks later there was another 1 or 2 pages about some other rich person who offed themselves. I remember reading the articles and thinking that seemed like such a nice send off, on your own terms and everything. I think Hunter S Thompson is a faggot for doing it tho, nigga wasn't even depressed

    It was illegal in (NI) until recently even in cases of incest or rape, and pepper spray and stun guns are illegal here. I think people are still against it which scares me, the law only changed because we had no government for two years and Westminster stepped in. I could get abortion pills online when it was illegal. It doesn’t make sense because the people who are anti-abortion are also happy to kill people when they join the army.
  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka It doesn’t make sense because the people who are anti-abortion are also happy to kill people when they join the army.

    it follows logically that you're preserving the strength of your tribe while depleting the strength of your rivals.


    that's the core of the argument against things like abortion, suicide and drug use - they deem the benefit to the social group (family, clan, race, nation etc.) to be worth the negative impact on the individual
  13. Kafka sweaty
    Things change so fast tbh I remember in hs, during lunchtime I’d chainsmoke and play doodle jump in a toilet cubicle because they made a big mistake closing the library, and these girls would kick the door calling me a lesbian, but now I can kiss girls in pubs here and it’s fine. I got my first girlfriend at 21 and kept it secret, it’s still hard for me to tell people, on surveys I say “prefer not to say”. Last year in a pub, this girl was sitting on my lap and we showed each other our bras and starting kissing in front of these gawking men, I wouldn’t have been able to do that as a teen.
  14. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by aldra it follows logically that you're preserving the strength of your tribe while depleting the strength of your rivals.


    that's the core of the argument against things like abortion, suicide and drug use - they deem the benefit to the social group (family, clan, race, nation etc.) to be worth the negative impact on the individual

    I think a forced pregnancy can be a form of abuse and cause trauma or even death if the mother becomes suicidal or just by giving birth, so it should be up to women to decide. I don’t see how incest babies can benefit a social group or the point in people consigned to care homes or hospitals for the rest of their lives to not be allowed to die.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I think hell exists and it’s here on earth so legalising euthanasia would provide psychological reassurance.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I think a forced pregnancy can be a form of abuse and cause trauma or even death if the mother becomes suicidal or just by giving birth, so it should be up to women to decide. I don’t see how incest babies can benefit a social group or the point in people consigned to care homes or hospitals for the rest of their lives to not be allowed to die.

    it's not forced, what the fuck, you got your head twisted funny.

    If someone getas pregnant from having sex, they're not forced to be pregnant, any more than you're forced to be autistic, you can't deviate from what's already there, the difference between a woman killing a fetus and a newborn is not really there in my opinion.

    I know a lot of bad people who had horrible starts in life/childhoods and every single one of them, including myself, is happy i was not aborted.

    And you fail to grasp that if we need soldiers to wage wars of diplomacy, it makes sense to send them even if some die. But aborting them because "You're not ready." is honestly selfish and disgusting.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I think hell exists and it’s here on earth so legalising euthanasia would provide psychological reassurance.

    Is it in the center of the earth too?
  18. Originally posted by Bradley Is it in the center of the earth too?

    The center of the earth is called Agartha
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I was bummed out how fast this night went. first I was going to go back out to work a few more hours on cash app

    and it was like 9ish but then I layed down, thought of a few things.. then looked at the clock and it was 12:30. like Wut just happened. then I was checking Daniel Day Lewis info and wondered how he got a hiphenated name.. kind of gay since women do that.

    but his father's father was born Day. so his actual family name on his fathers side is Day but his Paternal Grandfather's mom got remarried and married a guy name Lewis who his fathers father decided to name himself that.

    I would of just went with Daniel Day however there was an Actor by the name of Daniel Day or Danny Day who was an Irish singer so maybe he kept the lewis in it. plus Daniel Simpson Day from ... dun dun dun.. Speedy Parkers fave movie "Animal House" cause Daniel Day aka D-Day is rent free in his mind.


    yep!
  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Oh man, I smoked so much marijuana today/yesterday

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