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Poll: Who Should Kill Themselves Next?

Who Should Be Next?

  1. #61
    I can do the "Bolo Bat" with mine.
  2. #62
    Bradley Florida Man
    Having sat on his nuts so many times, spectral now only sits on a blanket
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #63
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok balls expert.

    ok vinny


    3 mb image download

    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-Asian-guys-have-smaller-penises-on-average-than-European-and-African-guys
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Bradley ok vinny


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    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-we-Asian-guys-have-smaller-penises-on-average-than-European-and-African-guys

    because our mothers arent hos.
  5. #65
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I got a precancer thing growing on my fucking nose. left side. just like his missing area.

    >:0

    Ima end up looking like that if they need to operate and remove it.

    usually with precancers they just freeze it off. sometimes they cut it. I have had maybe 6 procedures done before. one on my back the doctor thought it was actual cancer and cut a massive swatch of skin off of it.

    I was lucky it wasn't. he would have had to cut even deeper if it tested positive.

    the curse of being the only one in my family with pale skin. My mom has dark skin, My brothers as well. My sister is fair skin but never had this shit. just me.




    What shade of skin did the mailman have?
  6. #66
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because our mothers arent hos.

    Literally the highest birth rate. Deincentivize children especially women and girls and people still can't stop popping out rice paddies. Can't really make that argument
  7. #67
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    WTF happened to my lead?

    I was kicking butt at first!
  8. #68
    Originally posted by Sudo Literally the highest birth rate. Deincentivize children especially women and girls and people still can't stop popping out rice paddies. Can't really make that argument

    thats called being a mother.
  9. #69
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I laughed. but if you break it down, and look over his facial features (which I believe is second or third to go just after back of hands and neck region) he doesn't have much crows feet around the eyes. I didn't either until the last year or so.

    your average middle age frown lines and forehead isn't that wrinkled.

    he just looks beat up and prematurely aged.

    Fight a bar full of people a month after you fracture your spine, have picture taken, post it.
  10. #70
    My suicide cult is open for admissions
  11. #71
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 WTF happened to my lead?

    I was kicking butt at first!

    You contain your retardation to a few threads generally, compared to wariat. And youre more subtle about your desire to see/fuck nekkid kids so some haven't caught on yet, compared to wariat. That's the main reason you're losing, plus you're gonna die really soon anyway so it would make more sense to have wariat kill himself next instead of you.
  12. #72
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice My suicide cult is open for admissions

    We need to go recruit at malls and flea markets.
  13. #73
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fight a bar full of people a month after you fracture your spine, have picture taken, post it.




    How much for the cane?

    Maybe we could get a bidding war started!
  14. #74
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ You contain your retardation to a few threads generally, compared to wariat. And youre more subtle about your desire to see/fuck nekkid kids so some haven't caught on yet, compared to wariat. That's the main reason you're losing, plus you're gonna die really soon anyway so it would make more sense to have wariat kill himself next instead of you.




    Methinks someone is very focused on naked children and, it's not me. I only (usually jokingly) ask for nekkid pictures of adults.

    Try again, loser.
  15. #75
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 How much for the cane?

    Maybe we could get a bidding war started!

    I needed a cane for 6 to 8 weeks while a broken back was healing. I don't need one to get to the second floor of my house like you.
  16. #76
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Why do I need to get to my second floor? While there are three bedrooms up there, my bedroom is downstairs. There is also a bathroom upstairs but, I have one of those downstairs. There is a seperate HVAC system upstairs that I don't use either but why should I pay to heat and cool that space? It does however create an excellent 9 feet of dead air insulation especially with the 6" thick outer walls I had built and I insulated.

    Now, we can talk about the stairs to my basement if you'd like!
  17. #77
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Methinks someone is very focused on naked children and, it's not me. I only (usually jokingly) ask for nekkid pictures of adults.

    Try again, loser.

    "You called me out on my propensity to seek after kids and young adults 50 years younger than me. It must be YOU that wants those things."

    Did you just really 'I know you are but what am I?' me?

    You're a crusty perverted hypocrite of an old man who has the sense of humor of a block of cheese and literally cannot admit when he's wrong or think for himself.

    I would pay to see you in an actual live debate on any covid related or political subject, no paperwork or internet or copypasta allowed. I would likely end up cringing myself into a 1000ct diamond within the first 2 minutes but it would be worth it.
  18. #78
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Fight a bar full of people a month after you fracture your spine, have picture taken, post it.

    if you have a fractured spine maybe you shouldnt be fighting a bar full of people.

    was your spine injury caused by cowardice ?
  19. #79
    WellHung Black Hole
    SHOTS!
  20. #80
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Why do I need to get to my second floor? While there are three bedrooms up there, my bedroom is downstairs. There is also a bathroom upstairs but, I have one of those downstairs. There is a seperate HVAC system upstairs that I don't use either but why should I pay to heat and cool that space? It does however create an excellent 9 feet of dead air insulation especially with the 6" thick outer walls I had built and I insulated.

    Now, we can talk about the stairs to my basement if you'd like!

    I bet they scare you huh?
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