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Poll: Who Should Kill Themselves Next?

Who Should Be Next?

  1. #41
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That image seems very dear to you top have kept it all these years. Would you like an autographed copy?



    How old is that picture because if you're just now claiming to be 60...DAMN!




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  2. #42
    Throw it a dollar.
  3. #43
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by STER0S what the hell's the story behind the nose anyways



    Shlomo had a hangnail and a booger.

    You do the math.
  4. #44
    Originally posted by Bradley Salmon are infinitely less slimy and prone to tumors than QMR

    That is merely a matter of opinion. Have you ever run your finger down QMR's back?
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    In an ideal world I'd choose both stl and wario as they are both confirmed child molesters with the cognition of Biden combined with the childishness of Trump.

    Vote goes to stl though, for having like 80 years to figure it out and still acting like the teenagers he wants nekkid picture of. And for being incapable of swallowing his pride and admitting Biden is a (barely) walking cringe-house who's killed more Americans in one year than Trump did in 4.

    So sad thoughts and prayers
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  6. #46
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I honestly like both of them and consider wario to be more of a danger to society as a whole, vs stl who just repeats CNN stories and creeps on people over the internet vs wario who gets drunk with his mom and uses her to talk to females with at least 20 years difference between his age.
  7. #47
    Wario isn't a threat to anyone. He's scared of his own shadow and lives in his imagination. STL has directly abused 2 generations of people with this fingers and his indoctrination.
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  8. #48
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Wario isn't a threat to anyone. He's scared of his own shadow and lives in his imagination. STL has directly abused 2 generations of people with this fingers and his indoctrination.

    You need to be able to articulate your perspective in order to indoctrinate someone. He may have been banging his daughters friends for 20 years but I can't see him persuading anyone intentionally
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  9. #49
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I was never part of the crew. Just a wolf who picked off the herd one straggler at a time my little lamb.

    Hahah I actually like that statement.

    Now kill yourself, You rat fink for profit.
  10. #50
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by stl1 How old is that picture because if you're just now claiming to be 60…DAMN!





    I laughed. but if you break it down, and look over his facial features (which I believe is second or third to go just after back of hands and neck region) he doesn't have much crows feet around the eyes. I didn't either until the last year or so.

    your average middle age frown lines and forehead isn't that wrinkled.

    he just looks beat up and prematurely aged.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by STER0S what the hell's the story behind the nose anyways

    a man dared him to snort his ball.
  12. #52
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny a man dared him to snort his ball.

    The pounds per square inch vacuum was so intense it ripped the ball right out and he swallowed it. Didn't even chew the damned thing.
  13. #53
    Originally posted by STER0S what the hell's the story behind the nose anyways

    a man dared him to snort his ball.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Bitten off in a 3 VS 1 fight in which I cut off one of his nuts with a karambit. The other two ran after that.

    unless all of you are otally stark naked, to access a mans nut in combat situation is very time consuming.

    theres no way he just lay there with his legs open while his buddy watched as you unbuckle his belt, pull down his jeans and rip off his underwear, moved his penis aside with your thumb and slice it off with your crooked blade kerambit.

    are you sure thats what happened.
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  14. #54
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The pounds per square inch vacuum was so intense it ripped the ball right out and he swallowed it. Didn't even chew the damned thing.

    it got loged in his left nose and when he had to cut portion of his nose to remove it.
  15. #55
    Maybe the guy was swinging his nuts like a helicopter.
  16. #56
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I got a precancer thing growing on my fucking nose. left side. just like his missing area.

    >:0

    Ima end up looking like that if they need to operate and remove it.

    usually with precancers they just freeze it off. sometimes they cut it. I have had maybe 6 procedures done before. one on my back the doctor thought it was actual cancer and cut a massive swatch of skin off of it.

    I was lucky it wasn't. he would have had to cut even deeper if it tested positive.

    the curse of being the only one in my family with pale skin. My mom has dark skin, My brothers as well. My sister is fair skin but never had this shit. just me.
  17. #57
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe the guy was swinging his nuts like a helicopter.

    kek n scored
  18. #58
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe the guy was swinging his nuts like a helicopter.

    nuts dont swing like that.
  19. #59
    Bradley Florida Man
    they do when you get old and they stretch
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Bradley they do when you get old and they stretch

    ok balls expert.
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