2022-02-14 at 9:28 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I'm angry because I bought $160 bottle of perfumme for my baby mom and hid it in a vehicle (90% sure) then today I end up tearing the vehicle apart so either
A) baby mom found and stole it because she thought it was for someone else (I asked her and she denied convincingly)
B) my neighbor stole it to give to his pregnant baby mom. Will beat with a baseball bat. My cameras aren't trained on the vehicle and didn't show anything so idk.
C) I hid it somewhere else or in a different part of the truck. Not really likely, I was almost positive I saw it the day before but I've definitely done that before.
So anyways, my baby mom isn't mad because I got her some chocolate and a card and kept showing me how flexible she says she's getting so I guess I'll stick my dirty dick in her later. Didn't wish anyone else happy valentines day because it feels forced and I don't like fucking with people so pointlessly.
Tl Dr I'm gay and gonna eat some lamb with spaghetti noodles and baby potatoes
2022-02-14 at 9:40 PM UTC
what time do you work? 10 to 6?
2022-02-14 at 9:46 PM UTC
scron you seem like you could be a really cool guy to know and befriend and suck each others dicks when no ones looking at the park
2022-02-14 at 9:49 PM UTC
Sorry but I spend my valentines day with cute girls
2022-02-14 at 10:07 PM UTC
ur spending ur valentines talking to dudes on the internet you dumbfuck
2022-02-14 at 10:11 PM UTC
Having a great valentines day in Kyiv. Irish news were beside the Ryanair desk and wanted to interview me when they seen the Kyiv tag on my luggage, but I was still hazy as it was 6:30am in the morning and I just said no. I should have said something like "it's not happening, but even if it was I'd go anyway", but that's just l'esprit d'escalier.
Groceries has some bug that could be omicron, we went to a restaurant, then shopping. I offered to buy her an iPhone but she said no, she said she wanted an iPhone before but decided they were a waste of money, I am proud of her for that. We went clothes shopping and got some groceries. Having some wine and food in a nice airbnb apartment.
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2022-02-14 at 10:16 PM UTC
YOu should've talked at length and mentioned niggasin.space like five or six times, not identified urself as DT on here, but just mention us, say more incredibly interesting things, back to mention9ing us so they have to cut through a bunch of it, and get us some free televised national address.
Also if war does break out, i hope you are not killed in the process, only disabled.
2022-02-15 at 12:22 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Work is going good. I feel like it was a slow start. Navigated my way through the handling of specific products I'd yet to deal with. Now I'm just working on getting faster at it.
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