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Fona 2-12-2022 Happy Valentine's Day

  1. #21
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood working at 2pm sounds like hell

    why? what time do you work? I don't like starting at 6am everyday, noon would be good for me
  2. #22
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm angry because I bought $160 bottle of perfumme for my baby mom and hid it in a vehicle (90% sure) then today I end up tearing the vehicle apart so either

    A) baby mom found and stole it because she thought it was for someone else (I asked her and she denied convincingly)

    B) my neighbor stole it to give to his pregnant baby mom. Will beat with a baseball bat. My cameras aren't trained on the vehicle and didn't show anything so idk.

    C) I hid it somewhere else or in a different part of the truck. Not really likely, I was almost positive I saw it the day before but I've definitely done that before.

    So anyways, my baby mom isn't mad because I got her some chocolate and a card and kept showing me how flexible she says she's getting so I guess I'll stick my dirty dick in her later. Didn't wish anyone else happy valentines day because it feels forced and I don't like fucking with people so pointlessly.

    Tl Dr I'm gay and gonna eat some lamb with spaghetti noodles and baby potatoes
  3. #23
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley why? what time do you work? I don't like starting at 6am everyday, noon would be good for me

    I wake up at 4am and get home at 6:30pm
  4. #24
    Bradley Florida Man
    what time do you work? 10 to 6?
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    7 to 5:30
  6. #26
    Bradley Florida Man
    scron you seem like you could be a really cool guy to know and befriend and suck each others dicks when no ones looking at the park
  7. #27
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Sorry but I spend my valentines day with cute girls
  8. #28
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Sorry but I spend my valentines day with cute girls

    ok Wariat
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ok Wariat

    ur a wariat you forever alone enjoy crying yourself to sleep tonight
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    ur spending ur valentines talking to dudes on the internet you dumbfuck
  11. #31
    Having a great valentines day in Kyiv. Irish news were beside the Ryanair desk and wanted to interview me when they seen the Kyiv tag on my luggage, but I was still hazy as it was 6:30am in the morning and I just said no. I should have said something like "it's not happening, but even if it was I'd go anyway", but that's just l'esprit d'escalier.

    Groceries has some bug that could be omicron, we went to a restaurant, then shopping. I offered to buy her an iPhone but she said no, she said she wanted an iPhone before but decided they were a waste of money, I am proud of her for that. We went clothes shopping and got some groceries. Having some wine and food in a nice airbnb apartment.
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  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    YOu should've talked at length and mentioned niggasin.space like five or six times, not identified urself as DT on here, but just mention us, say more incredibly interesting things, back to mention9ing us so they have to cut through a bunch of it, and get us some free televised national address.

    Also if war does break out, i hope you are not killed in the process, only disabled.
  13. #33
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Groceries has some bug that could be omicron, we went to a restaurant, then shopping. I offered to buy her an iPhone but she said no, she said she wanted an iPhone before but decided they were a waste of money, I am proud of her for that. We went clothes shopping and got some groceries. Having some wine and food in a nice airbnb apartment.

    Your daughter's name is Groceries?
  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Bradley ur spending ur valentines talking to dudes on the internet you dumbfuck

    only because i was hung over all day sick laying in bed
  15. #35
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ur a wariat you forever alone enjoy crying yourself to sleep tonight

    wow, you told me!

    Stay in school kid
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Bradley YOu should've talked at length and mentioned niggasin.space like five or six times, not identified urself as DT on here, but just mention us, say more incredibly interesting things, back to mention9ing us so they have to cut through a bunch of it, and get us some free televised national address.

    They're just looking for a soundbite, so it has to be snappy or it'll get cut.

    Also if war does break out, i hope you are not killed in the process, only disabled.

    T-thanks.

    Originally posted by Bradley Your daughter's name is Groceries?

    GF.
  17. #37
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm angry because I bought $160 bottle of perfumme for my baby mom and hid it in a vehicle (90% sure) then today I end up tearing the vehicle apart so either

    A) baby mom found and stole it because she thought it was for someone else (I asked her and she denied convincingly)

    B) my neighbor stole it to give to his pregnant baby mom. Will beat with a baseball bat. My cameras aren't trained on the vehicle and didn't show anything so idk.

    C) I hid it somewhere else or in a different part of the truck. Not really likely, I was almost positive I saw it the day before but I've definitely done that before.

    So anyways, my baby mom isn't mad because I got her some chocolate and a card and kept showing me how flexible she says she's getting so I guess I'll stick my dirty dick in her later. Didn't wish anyone else happy valentines day because it feels forced and I don't like fucking with people so pointlessly.

    Tl Dr I'm gay and gonna eat some lamb with spaghetti noodles and baby potatoes

    lmao your such a simp faggot. Buys women gifts. You obviously have no idea how to pick up or fuck bitches
  18. #38
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Work is going good. I feel like it was a slow start. Navigated my way through the handling of specific products I'd yet to deal with. Now I'm just working on getting faster at it.
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  19. #39
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting lmao your such a simp faggot. Buys women gifts. You obviously have no idea how to pick up or fuck bitches

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    You are involuntarily celibate.

    For Ten (10) (TEN) YEARS

    What the actual fuck?

    Please enlighten me, I desperately need your expertise in the subject!
  20. #40
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Work is going good. I feel like it was a slow start. Navigated my way through the handling of specific products I'd yet to deal with. Now I'm just working on getting faster at it.

    Do you sell knives door to door? I would like to set up a meeting if so
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